Neverending MBRO memory thread

[VolNExile]

I can deal with crazy for a short time.

You’ve been up on that balcony too long!

 

[NorCalVol67]

You’ve been up on that balcony too long!

Well, dating women all my life, I’ve had to deal with a lot of cray cray.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

hard for a little while, tried to stick, but didn't last.

TWSS

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

You like hot+crazy, huh?

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. Dont piss her off or you might end up dead

 

[joevol33]

I made a rhyme for a song today. After the gym when me and my daughter to Ingles while it was snowing, I sang loudly to embarrass her.

Well, you better grab some milk and bread
Or you'll probably gonna end up dead
If you don't grab milk and bread
There's something wrong in your head

It worked

 

[NorCalVol67]

I made a rhyme for a song today. After the gym when me and my daughter to Ingles while it was snowing, I sang loudly to embarrass her.

Well, you better grab some milk and bread
Or you'll probably gonna end up dead
If you don't grab milk and bread
There's something wrong in your head

It worked

You’re a weird dude Joe.

I love ya man, but you are odd.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

of course I don't believe him, but if true, @NorCalVol67 can have them all

Do you not like NorCal, is that why you are wishing the apocalypse on him, from what you’ve told us about them, I wouldn’t wish that on my worst.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Well, dating women all my life, I’ve had to deal with a lot of cray cray.

That’s what we say about men.

Edit: some men

 

[joevol33]

Do you not like NorCal, is that why you are wishing the apocalypse on him, from what you’ve told us about them, I wouldn’t wish that on my worst.

Oh I do, but he's gotta pay somehow for all that dawg crap!!

 

[joevol33]

You’re a weird dude Joe.

I love ya man, but you are odd.

I posted this story on Facebook. My wife commented "there's definitely something wrong in your head"

 

[joevol33]

Ftr, I love embarrassing my kids.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Oh I do, but he's gotta pay somehow for all that dawg crap!!

Maybe, but that’s going way over the line, a hurricane coming his way would be better than wishing your extended family on him. Have a heart.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Maybe, but that’s going way over the line, a hurricane coming his way would be better than wishing your extended family on him. Have a heart.

I talk to bears and they listen to me. I will send them his way if necessary.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I talk to bears and they listen to me. I will send them his way if necessary.

, That might be going over the line also.

 

[hmanvolfan]

 

[joevol33]

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If they can do that, imagine how they can eat you!!

 

[joevol33]

can't trust these guys now!! They can score and celebrate! this is cool

 

[joevol33]

Gotta try to wibd down and sleep

 

[hmanvolfan]

I already wibd down.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Gotta try to wibd down and sleep

You got your B for Bulldogs in there

Or is the B for "Bite me"

 

[joevol33]

You got your B for Bulldogs in there

Or is the B for "Bite me"

Definitely bite me

 

[joevol33]

It's freaking cold outside!

 

[joevol33]

I'm here. Gonna be a long weekend, but at least the sun is out today.

 

[Tin Man]

hot+crazy

I can deal with crazy for a short time.

NCV is an acolyte of the Crazy Hot Matrix?
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[Tin Man]

That’s what we say about men.

Edit: some men

Woman crazy is boiling the kids' pet rabbit in a stew pot and leaving it on the stove for the father to discover.

Man crazy... I don't have time to list. Let's just note that the vast majority of Darwin Awards go to men.