NCAA 11 Official Tournament Bracket Thread

#203
#203
Anybody know KingWebbsticles' vn name
Nevermind found it. Sorry for all of the edit's haha
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#206
To be sure that those of you advancing aren't getting too hopeful and excited, let me fill you in on who will win this tournament: Volball.


Many of you have not had the horrible curse of having been in the Harry-Duckmin dynasty, or otherwise encountered this players. Let me try and explain it to you.


Volball will eff you up. He will skin you alive by half-time, and wear you like a bathrobe with your intestines tied around him like a sash. He will then spray your skinless body with lemon juice.

Volball will eff you up.


Volball will rape you long and hard. He will rape you so hard, that you will feel the creeping shame in the third quarter of actually starting to like it.

Volball will eff you up.


He will blow you out so bad that your physical body will literally fall apart. He will sell your kidneys on ebay. He will grill your heart on his Foreman Grill. He will eat Apple Jacks cereal out of the top of your skull while watching Barca replays. He will find a sweet little blind girl and donate your corneas to her, and then force her to play him in NCAA just to beat her blind again with your corneas.

Volball will eff you up.


Volball won't just post highlights of beating your ass senseless, he'll also post highlights of him banging your sister.

He will eff you up.


Volball will drop 3 TD's on you in the 2nd quarter, and then sell drugs to your children at halftime.

He WILL eff you up.


Volball feels no emotion, no remorse. He can't feel pain. He can't be killed and he can't be slowed down. All you can do is pray he is merciful and crushes you before half time.


If you ever have the misfortune of volball entering one of your dynasty threads asking for a spot, remain still and very quiet. Post nothing and hope he goes away. His vision is based on movement.


His most powerful sense is his sense of smell. He can literally smell the plays you select through your headset, so it is best to not talk to him during the game.


A little-known fact about Volball is that he is actually polydactyl, meaning he actually has multiple thumbs on each of his 7 hands. This partly explains his god-like stick skills.


A word to the wise: do not attempt to throw the ball more than 20 yards. It will be intercepted. I promise. Being open doesn't matter. In fact, I advise you to throw the ball as little as possible, attempt every 4th and short on his side of the 50, and run clock like Jessica Alba is waiting to **** your brains out in the next room.
 
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#208
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#209
#209
IPorange said:
To be sure that those of you advancing aren't getting too hopeful and excited, let me fill you in on who will win this tournament: Volball.


Many of you have not had the horrible curse of having been in the Harry-Duckmin dynasty, or otherwise encountered this players. Let me try and explain it to you.


Volball will eff you up. He will skin you alive by half-time, and wear you like a bathrobe with your intestines tied around him like a sash. He will then spray your skinless body with lemon juice.

Volball will eff you up.


Volball will rape you long and hard. He will rape you so hard, that you will feel the creeping shame in the third quarter of actually starting to like it.

Volball will eff you up.


He will blow you out so bad that your physical body will literally fall apart. He will sell your kidneys on ebay. He will grill your heart on his Foreman Grill. He will eat Apple Jacks cereal out of the top of your skull while watching Barca replays. He will find a sweet little blind girl and donate your corneas to her, and then force her to play him in NCAA just to beat her blind again with your corneas.

Volball will eff you up.


Volball won't just post highlights of beating your ass senseless, he'll also post highlights of him banging your sister.

He will eff you up.


Volball will drop 3 TD's on you in the 2nd quarter, and then sell drugs to your children at halftime.

He WILL eff you up.


Volball feels no emotion, no remorse. He can't feel pain. He can't be killed and he can't be slowed down. All you can do is pray he is merciful and crushes you before half time.


If you ever have the misfortune of volball entering one of your dynasty threads asking for a spot, remain still and very quiet. Post nothing and hope he goes away. His vision is based on movement.


His most powerful sense is his sense of smell. He can literally smell the plays you select through your headset, so it is best to not talk to him during the game.


A little-known fact about Volball is that he is actually polydactyl, meaning he actually has multiple thumbs on each of his 7 hands. This partly explains his god-like stick skills.


A word to the wise: do not attempt to throw the ball more than 20 yards. It will be intercepted. I promise. Being open doesn't matter. In fact, I advise you to throw the ball as little as possible, attempt every 4th and short on his side of the 50, and run clock like Jessica Alba is waiting to **** your brains out in the next room.
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#210
#210
I don't think I'm going to win the tournament. My only way of stopping people is to get a pick. That's it.
 
#211
#211
Ip you have played both RTP and VB besides the rape post what kind of a game do you think it will be if they meet.
 
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#213
volball625 said:
I don't think I'm going to win the tournament. My only way of stopping people is to get a pick. That's it.
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And you average how many picks a game? 2 or 3?

And let's talk about your offense. You typically put together a chain of 6 or 7 plays, 3 of which are perfect counters to whatever defense is being utilized.

I am already having visions of your slot receiver faking an out, then cutting across the middle as I futilely try to manually cover him because my DB in man cover bit hard like always, and I probably won't even make it far enough to even play you.
 
#214
#214
mason3132 said:
Ip you have played both RTP and VB besides the rape post what kind of a game do you think it will be if they meet.
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I would go ahead and blow all your money on taking the kids on a surprise trip to Disney World, because the universe would be sure to fracture into billions of tiny time-space shards ending "reality" as we know it.

I think RTP has what it takes to beat him, in a first-time matchup. If they played 3 games, Volball for sure. As it is, I give RTP a 30 % chance of winning, which is about 60 times what I give most of this field with the exception of Bass, you, and myself.

Bass: 15 % chance.
You: 10 % chance.
Me: 10 % chance.
 
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IPorange said:
And you average how many picks a game? 2 or 3?

And let's talk about your offense. You typically put together a chain of 6 or 7 plays, 3 of which are perfect counters to whatever defense is being utilized.

I am already having visions of your slot receiver faking an out, then cutting across the middle as I futilely try to manually cover him because my DB in man cover bit hard like always, and I probably won't even make it far enough to even play you.
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My passing game has gotten alot better the past few years. I used to be a run first kind of guy and then have slowly transitioned to throwing the ball more. It's the Syracuse playbook man. You know how good it is.
 
#216
#216
The element of surprise is a bi**h. I wouldn't count anybody out.
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#221
govols/cc said:
The element of surprise is a bi**h. I wouldn't count anybody out.
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I could be way wrong and you could just be the second coming of Vince Lombardi of this football game, but it wouldn't matter. Even if you are the Vince Lombardi of NCAA '11, Volball is then the cancer of the colon that killed Lombardi.

Trying to beat Volball in an EA Sports game is like trying to flap your arms while in free-fall. It changes nothing, the underlying aerodynamics and physics of the situation that IS Volball playing an EA Sports game dictates that you WILL accelerate to terminal velocity and impact the ground at said velocity.

Volball isn't just a mere player, or a physical entity. He isn't the MLB he's strafing from hash to hash with, he's the air under the ball. He isn't the running back cutting through the holes. He IS the holes.

My advice is to mix 1 part redbull, 1 part vodka, and 1 part holy water and pray that crazy California preacher was just off on the rapture by five weeks. Then you get to go to heaven before being annihilated and can leave the Lovecraftian horror that is Volball behind on this wretched mortal plane.
 
#225
#225
I'm on ps3 so it don't matter I was just saying. Pretty extreme man crush you got going on though.
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