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[TEX_VOLFAN]

No it happened in my dorm. It was late so she just spent the night so I wouldnt have to walk her home. She had to get up for work super early and it was just hilarious seeing her nearly run in what she was wearing

The walk of shame!!! Good times!! Lulz
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[Slydell]

No it happened in my dorm. It was late so she just spent the night so I wouldnt have to walk her home. She had to get up for work super early and it was just hilarious seeing her nearly run in what she was wearing

I envisioned something else when you said walk of shame. Reminded me of something.

 

[volmanbill]

This thread needs more random drunk bill quotes.

If she was doing "the walk of shame", I doubt she'll question his motives later.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I envisioned something else when you said walk of shame. Reminded me of something.

I knnow you are a few generations ahead of me, but that is what we call it nowadays

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I kinda feel like an ass cause I dont feel that way about her, and i still had sex with her knowing how she felt. I mean every guy does it, I just dont do it too often

Well, just be honest and roll with it...or lose your conscience and be a pimp!!!
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[NewToVolCountry]

Well, just be honest and roll with it...or lose your conscience and be a pimp!!!
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I'm thinking about the latter. I need to boost my numbers a little before I settle down

 

[wounded mullet]

If she was doing "the walk of shame", I doubt she'll question his motives later.

Feels like a good "Loveline" episode and you are giving the Adam Carolla type of advice.



Let's take another caller.

 

[Slydell]

I'm thinking about the latter. I need to boost my numbers a little before I settle down

Tell her you did it for the lulz.

 

[volmanbill]

You might be surprised at what a big turn off many women find "sensitivity" to be. Save that for marriage.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Tell her you did it for the lulz.

If she would get it, it'd be epic

 

[wounded mullet]

It didn't work for Dawson.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

You might be surprised at what a big turn off many women find "sensitivity" to be. Save that for marriage.

ima complicated guy

 

[wounded mullet]

Do do do do do.
I dont wanna wait.. for our lives to be over..

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Caller 1: my wife wants to do bring another partner into our sex life! I'm afraid to ask if it's a man or women! What should I do?



Lulz!!! Real question off a show!
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[NewToVolCountry]

Caller 1: my wife wants to do bring another partner into our sex life! I'm afraid to ask if it's a man or women! What should I do?



Lulz!!! Real question off a show!
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TEX, I may have the opportunity for a 3some(2 girls). No, Yes, or Hell YES?

 

[volmanbill]

Caller 1: my wife wants to do bring another partner into our sex life! I'm afraid to ask if it's a man or women! What should I do?



Lulz!!! Real question off a show!
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Say yes. If it's another chick, you win. If not, she'll owe you the next one.

 

[Slydell]

New, you better make a good showing if ya do.

 

[wounded mullet]

Caller 1: my wife wants to do bring another partner into our sex life! I'm afraid to ask if it's a man or women! What should I do?

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Ok you ask a question and i will spout off a random Adam Carolla quote tweet.


"If it was a stew, a vagina would be a potato. Just sorta bland, it's nice. But penis, that's Cayenne pepper. Just a pinch. Boom!"

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Can't believe you have to ask! That would be a, hell yes!
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

East meets West??? Let's build a bridge!!!
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[NewToVolCountry]

Can't believe you have to ask! That would be a, hell yes!
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Haha, I mostly wanted to brag.

 

[wounded mullet]

Some random gf yes, wife no. Too many bad scenarios there.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

New, you better make a good showing if ya do.

I do well with one, two can't be that much harder

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Two is better! More distractions if you know what I mean???.... Lulz
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[volmanbill]

I do well with one, two can't be that much harder

This depends...if they're into each other the task at hand (time management) is much easier.