My Thread

[Slydell]

Nite, heart. Sleep well.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

New.....where ya be freako???

 

[Slydell]

Chupar!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I just got laid. Again.

 

[Slydell]

Are you going to report every time? If so,

PICs OR GTFO™

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

LMAO!!! So many lulz!!
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[NewToVolCountry]

You ask where I be, I tell you what I just got done doing.

I'm in a predicament though

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Wuz up?
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[NewToVolCountry]

I'm new-ish to the booty call thing. So I got with this girl, she's attached now. She was good lookin enough to bang, but not girlfriend material ya know? Anyways, I sorta feel like a bastage and I don't know how to make her see.

 

[volmanbill]

It helps if you keep it out of her eyes.

Disclaimer...I've clearly had one too many.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Don't make it hard. Just tell her your dating right now and don't want anything serious! Tell her your interested in hanging out and she is a lot of fun!
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[Slydell]

I'm new-ish to the booty call thing. So I got with this girl, she's attached now. She was good lookin enough to bang, but not girlfriend material ya know? Anyways, I sorta feel like a bastage and I don't know how to make her see.

Sorry, New. Ya gotta marry her now. Freedom is fleeting.

 

[wounded mullet]

It helps if you keep it out of her eyes.

Disclaimer...I've clearly had one too many.

Should be in one of those "The More You Know" PSA's.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

It helps if you keep it out of her eyes.

Disclaimer...I've clearly had one too many.

Haha, I may be incredibly tired, but I'm not even getting this

 

[Slydell]

Don't make it hard. Just tell her your dating right now and don't want anything serious! Tell her your interested in hanging out and she is a lot of fun!
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*you're
Had to because VG's not here for ya.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Don't make it hard. Just tell her your dating right now and don't want anything serious! Tell her your interested in hanging out and she is a lot of fun!
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I just don't wanna come across as an ass. On a funny note, her walk of shame this morning was HILARIOUS

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Sorry, New. Ya gotta marry her now. Freedom is fleeting.

Naw, I could do better for a wifey. She'll come along eventually i guess

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

It helps if you keep it out of her eyes.

Disclaimer...I've clearly had one too many.

Lulz!!!
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

I just don't wanna come across as an ass. On a funny note, her walk of shame this morning was HILARIOUS

How is that coming across as being an ass? She might appreciate the honesty and not all the lying that most young people do! If not oh well, move on!

Sly your still and always will be a big azz bastage!
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[wounded mullet]

This thread needs more random drunk bill quotes.

 

[Slydell]

I just don't wanna come across as an ass. On a funny note, her walk of shame this morning was HILARIOUS

So, did she follow you home and spend the night?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

How about some drunk WM quotes?
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[NewToVolCountry]

So, did she follow you home and spend the night?

No it happened in my dorm. It was late so she just spent the night so I wouldnt have to walk her home. She had to get up for work super early and it was just hilarious seeing her nearly run in what she was wearing

 

[wounded mullet]

Give me another 30 minutes. Beer and Taco Bell don't go down so smoothly.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

How is that coming across as being an ass? She might appreciate the honesty and not all the lying that most young people do! If not oh well, move on!

Sly your still and always will be a big azz bastage!
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I kinda feel like an ass cause I dont feel that way about her, and i still had sex with her knowing how she felt. I mean every guy does it, I just dont do it too often