1. Urban Meyer (there is a spot in hell reserved for Urban Meyer. of this much I am certain.)
____ (huge dropoff) ________
2. Mack Brown: he gets paid obscene amounts of money so that the football team can succeed in spite of him. That always bothered me.
3. Bobby Bowden: see #2
4. Charlie Weis: I don't like fat people. Weis is fat. And Weis is a person. Thus, I dislike him. Plus, I dislike ND football on matters of general principle.
5. I'll go Frank Beamer b/c I hate Va. Tech with their hideous uniforms and their fanbase that refuses to acknowledge the undeniable fact that Blacksburg VA is simply a university placed on top of miles and miles of cow pastures.
-Richt is too mediocre to hate. I almost kinda feel sorry for him.
-Miles is too dumb to hate. I actually think he might be mentally retarded.
-Tuberville is similar to Meyer in that neither coach has anything that could be loosely analogized to a chin. But, unlike Meyer, I don't think about Tuberville and start imagining a scene with him walking across a street I'm driving on -- with no witnesses in sight -- and wondering whether I would apply the brakes at all.
-And I always kinda liked Spurrier.