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#687
#687
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#694
#694
I’m not pleased that you fell into the miasma of the ‘Zone’s nattering nabobs, @FastChad. You elect to play to them by posting a hand drawn depiction rather than a photograph of you and Jodi. In doing so, you “confirm” their assertion that you’re a catfishing troll instead of a regular guy who turned to VN to find the young woman who ignited your innards. Set things aright. Post the photo.
 
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#695
#695
Tin Man said:
I’m not pleased that you fell into the miasma of the ‘Zone’s nattering nabobs, @FastChad. You elect to play to them by posting a hand drawn depiction rather than a photograph of you and Jodi. In doing so, you “confirm” their assertion that you’re a catfishing troll instead of a regular guy who turned to VN to find the young woman who ignited your innards. Set things aright. Post the photo.
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If I posted the real picture, someone on here would run a reverse image search and my mom would be getting sex toys delivered on her doorstep by lunchtime and my inbox would be flooded with midget porn. I’m not going through that again. She made me eat breakfast with her pastor every day for a month after it happened the last time.
 
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#696
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FastChad said:
If I posted the real picture, someone on here would run a reverse image search and my mom would be getting sex toys delivered on her doorstep by lunchtime and my inbox would be flooded with midget porn. I’m not going through that again. She made me eat breakfast with her pastor every day for a month after it happened the last time.
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This from an influencer who posts pics and vids online as a vocation… You’ve driven me into the ranks of the skeptics. You would do well to leave VN and not return. The fan site for your purple and corrupted orange brethren is your most suitable home.
 
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#698
#698
FastChad said:
If I posted the real picture, someone on here would run a reverse image search and my mom would be getting sex toys delivered on her doorstep by lunchtime and my inbox would be flooded with midget porn. I’m not going through that again. She made me eat breakfast with her pastor every day for a month after it happened the last time.
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@joevol33, if he posts a pic, will you promise not to send you and your cousins midget porn videos....
 
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#699
#699

Given that FalseChad posted a pic of a drawing instead of the real thing, would one of you care to reverse engineer the pic of the drawing and post his information (including his mom's address) so that mischievous 'Zoners can deliver the sex toys and porn he fears/desires?
 
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#700
FastChad said:
If I posted the real picture, someone on here would run a reverse image search and my mom would be getting sex toys delivered on her doorstep by lunchtime and my inbox would be flooded with midget porn. I’m not going through that again. She made me eat breakfast with her pastor every day for a month after it happened the last time.
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8. Still lives at home
 
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