Missed Connection

[95 Vol Alum]

@Behr

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Brah!

 

[StarRaider]

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[Wireless1]

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I’m glad olemike59 is a tiger fan

 

[Jackcrevol]

Hesitant to bump this back up, but Jodie just texted asking how I’m doing and if I have plans this weekend. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss her but responding sounds like a bad idea.

I do want to sound cool though, so any replies summarizing spring game and recruiting to give me some Vol Cred would be greatly appreciated.

Dude do you not have any buddies to talk to about this?

 

[FastChad]

Dude do you not have any buddies to talk to about this?

I do, but that would be weird.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I do, but that would be weird.

as opposed to an internet message board filled with completely anonymous strangers, whom youve never met?

 

[StarRaider]

Has Jodie packed on the pounds with all the Applebees visits? North of 3 bills yet?

 

[Jackcrevol]

Has Jodie packed on the pounds with all the Applebees visits? North of 3 bills yet?

that's terrible man.

But my first thought was the Antonio Banderas gif.

 

[FastChad]

Has Jodie packed on the pounds with all the Applebees visits? North of 3 bills yet?

Unfortunately, I’d be the last to know. I think she’s moved on or maybe her phone service got cut off. We haven’t talked for a couple of months and she hasn’t responded to a few ill-advised series of drunk texts I’ve sent whenever I saw something that reminded me of her.

I really miss those dimples and her laugh. I’m open to suggestions for ideas to get her back.

 

[joevol33]

Unfortunately, I’d be the last to know. I think she’s moved on or maybe her phone service got cut off. We haven’t talked for a couple of months and she hasn’t responded to a few ill-advised series of drunk texts I’ve sent whenever I saw something that reminded me of her.

I really miss those dimples and her laugh. I’m open to suggestions for ideas to get her back.

Offer her hooker's and blow

 

[StarRaider]

Jodie may have run off with one of the sc-jrs when they came up last month.... i understand she likes the cocks more than the cooties

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Unlike Dabo, Jodie knows how to use the transfer portal

 

[FastChad]

Jodie may have run off with one of the sc-jrs when they came up last month.... i understand she likes the cocks more than the cooties

Would be ironic if it turned out to be this guy. He’s on my favorite blanket now.

 

[StarRaider]

Would be ironic if it turned out to be this guy. He’s on my favorite blanket now.

Is that Billy Amick?

 

[tbh]

Would be ironic if it turned out to be this guy. He’s on my favorite blanket now.

That's outstanding! How much did that run you, if you don't mind me asking? It would be great to send one to Lil Beamer and the SCar AD as well.

 

[FastChad]

That's outstanding! How much did that run you, if you don't mind me asking? It would be great to send one to Lil Beamer and the SCar AD as well.

Tbh, I was kind of drunk when I ordered it so I’m not entirely sure. The fact that my credit card didn’t get declined would indicate that it was probably under $100. Ordered it from Shutterfly.

 

[StarRaider]

If you are still seriously interested in Jodie, you should twit at RGWNews on tweeter dot com. No 1 news source for UT fans with tatoos on their calfs.

 

[Volsdeep4]

Oh boy, this thread brought so many laughs

 

[StarRaider]

chad applebee's has this deal you n joadi cannot pass on brah

Applebee’s offering $200 Date Night Pass for meals throughout the year

Applebee’s is offering a weekly Date Night Pass good for the rest of the year.

www.wvlt.tv

 

[ItchyVols]

Yes

 

[StarRaider]

happy anniversary chad and joadi

 

[TN-POSSUM]

 

[GordonC]

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OMH you and little Jeffrey and Papaw and all tgem up in the holler are so dum

#pussumsbunchisdummernchit

 

[FastChad]

That post reminds me that after losing Jodi, I decided I needed to better myself, lose a few pounds, and get buff. I even started to save up to buy a Jet Ski. I went on a diet that was pretty much 100% protein. Only carbs I got were from beer.

I had no idea until I was a few weeks in that this diet makes a mess of your digestive system. My supervisor even moved me to a cubicle on the other side of the building that was under renovation after a couple people complained to HR.

Anyhow, my gains were totally worth it because the check out girl at GNC agreed to go to ”Dune: Part Two” with me. I knew sitting next to her for two hours was risky, so I went to CVS and bought Phazyme Ultimate 500mg on the way to meet her at the theater. Turns out i was allergic to it. I broke out in a rash and my tongue swelled up a little bit. She could tell I was uncomfortable and asked what was wrong. Due to the swelling, my reply sounded like “I shink I having wedgie“ when I was trying to say “I think I’m having an allergic reaction”.

I was too embarrassed to fess up to the fact that I took triple the recommended dose of gas pills. She got up halfway through the movie to go to the bathroom and never came back. I’ll chalk it up to a learning experience. Other than having to drive a few extra miles to the next closest GNC, no harm was done.