Make your own rumor

[pismonque]

 

[The Crimson Cried]

Tyler Bray coming to UT and being drafted by Andy Reid was all part of Mike Hamilton's 15 year plan to land Andy Reid as OC at Tennessee. Bray used subconscious messaging to implant the idea in Reid's mind over the course of a couple of years. When we ask him to take the position it has to be phrased like this " Mike Hamilton's chickens crow at night, will you join us?" Reid will be powerless to say no. Tyler Bray will throw a beer bottle in order to consecrate the hire, and the great deed will be done.

 

[SmokeyDaBear]

For real though, my barber cuts Fulmers grass and his wife my caterer, grooms his dog Nana. I heard he made a blood sacrifice last night to raise General Neyland from the dead to be the OC. Haslam appeared from nowhere and drove a stake through the generals heart while screaming “Schiano” over and over. That’s just what I heard.

-price

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

UT Band director confirms that 'Rocky Top' is to be replaced by 'Sweet Home Alabama'.

 

[UCVOL]

This ain't rumer I repeat this ain't a rumer. I got a salead soarse up yander round marysvulle. Hes one them super inciders. He said Derick Duleey is makin $900K with Miss Sue and we done offered him $1.35M to be our OC. Its a done deel folks. Ole arnge pant comin home!

 

[peaygolf]

#HireKILMER!

 

[LargeOrange1]

I had to pace myself

I bet you showed them the best 30 seconds of their lives!

 

[peaygolf]

 

[vol-un-tear]

A cousins friend in Illinois told my mom that Lovie Smith was headed to Knoxville to be our OC!

 

[VOLnMiami]

We’re making Kippy Brown the interim OC

All jokes aside, I personally would not have a problem with Pruitt hiring him as OC...In fact I would be thrilled.

 

[diehardvolsfan]

Oh come on!! Don’t start the Kiffin rumors again at TN. He left us high and dry. Do I want him on this staff again?? Hell NO!!!!

 

[LargeOrange1]

Not a rumor, but heard big Jim Haslam is looking forward to being the new OC for UT. It’s been a life long dream of his.

Excellent. So how much will Big Jim be paying UT to be OC.

 

[Milehigh_Vol]

I heard he is bringing in his father as OC from the high school.

 

[VOLanooga]

In Tennessee OC means “Official Cluster#%?k”

 

[tnwayne]

It’s Urban Meyer

 

[VolPack22]

There will be no offensive coordinator and JG will be drawing up plays in the dirt like backyard football.

 

[VOLanooga]

Since we are Punter U I heard Cornbread has been asking all The candidates how they would get the punter more involved in the game plan!!!!!

Easy, start the same Oline next year

 

[airvols]

 

[golfballs]

Oh come on!! Don’t start the Kiffin rumors again at TN. He left us high and dry. Do I want him on this staff again?? Hell NO!!!!

Per my sources it’s happening. CJP believes in second chances. CPF has given it his blessing. Expect an announcement soon

 

[VOLanooga]

The hold up is finding an OC that fits the new system that CJP wants to put on the field. It’s beyond obvious that the run, run, sack, punt game plan TN has been going with isn’t effective in the SEC so he’s looking for the right guy to execute a run, sack, run, punt scheme. These things take time. Not just anybody can run that effectively.

 

[GoodmanVol]

It’ll be Pruitt’s brother Beldar. Hasn’t been announced yet because Remulak is far away and space travel isn’t as fast as they portray in the movies.

 

[1725gatorhater]

Saban is having relations with little Debbie.

 

[yupp67]

It is Friday and we do not have an OC.

 

[Jackcrevol]

this just in...