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#26
#26
You guys have missed the most obvious one. I heard from an inside source that Peyton will be lowered slowly from a helicopter while the Knoxville Orchestra and Symphony plays Handel's Messiah and we all lay Palm Leaves in his path. (Did i go too far here? I am looking for lightening).
 
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#29
#29
Sources say that Tennessee has been in secret talks with Peyton Manning to become the next OC. All interviews up to this point have been smokescreens.
 
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#30
#30
I heard a rumor from a solid source that UT isnt dragging out the hire. They actually fired their guy, told a bunch of 18 year olds about it and there have been no leaks. Actually, 62 schools have already contacted UT to learn more about their business practices in hopes to make a more effective.program.




I kid, I kid
 
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#35
#35
I was having beers with Phil last night and he told me that Dooley is the next OC.
 
#36
#36
its this guy. His name is Dauber Dybinski. the video is some of his finest work.




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#37
#37
Solid "Secret" Source turned out to be some guy in R&D who works for Proctor and Gamble, but upon further examination of the alignment of the sun and stars, triangulated with CBJ's play chart and quotes came up with the obvious answer. Pruitt said screw it and taking it on for himself. One perCent better, fIve star heartS, chamPions of life, bRick by brick, details accoUntabIliTy, Toughness (DAT)
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#39
#39
My guy is always spot on. Apparently, Peyton has resurrected Vince Lombardi and cured his cancer, so he can be our new OC. The Bammers asked him to bring back the Bear. Peyton responded by making him even more dead.
 
#40
#40
My father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate said that not only did Peyton resurrect Lombardi but Reggie White as well and both he and Reggie have been granted 4 extra years of NCAA eligibility and will be returning next year.
 
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#41
#41
Its Mike Gundy, contract was signed on the back of a donkey on his farm in oklahoma, it pays him 5.6 mil per year as long as we are bowl eligible and 2.13 an hour plus tips if we arent. His plane is scheduled to do a fly over Knoxville where he will parachute out of his plane with a full grown mullet flowing in the wind and an American flag swooping in to save Volnation.
 
#42
#42
Guys, be serious.

The Whiteboard is being named OC on Christmas Eve.

Obviously, there has been some rough patches with Pruitt but he saw something in the Whiteboard on that fateful day. The wealth of experience the whiteboard has been exposed to is invaluable in crafting a cutting edge offense in which to get Guarantano pummeled behind Friend's offensive line.
 
#45
#45
Vector said:
Its Mike Gundy, contract was signed on the back of a donkey on his farm in oklahoma, it pays him 5.6 mil per year as long as we are bowl eligible and 2.13 an hour plus tips if we arent. His plane is scheduled to do a fly over Knoxville where he will parachute out of his plane with a full grown mullet flowing in the wind and an American flag swooping in to save Volnation.
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After all, he is a man. He's 51!
 
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#46
#46
Contractual ties keep the future OC from being named at this juncture. The new OC has close ties with CJP going back to Pruitts Playing days at Alabama. As a matter of fact, the two had made a pact that they would one day Coach together and they also included one other teammate. The new OC has a healthy appetite for sweets and it's been confirmed that a tractor trailer of Reese's cups have been delivered to the Athletic department. His name is synonymous with food and will be welcomed with open arms bringing Vol frenzy to and all time high. As the great Robert Johnson use to sing " come on in my ......"
 
#47
#47
My source has told me that we're bringing another legend in out of exile. It'll be Coach Bud Kilmer from West Canaan (TX) High, home of the Coyotes. He'll be all about the power running game that CJP desires. As long as we don't have a dumb smart kid as a QB that wants to spread the field 5-wide, he should be a perfect fit.

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#48
#48
In light of Pittsburgh losing three straight games, Tomlin is guaranteed to be fired. When the season ends, Tomlin will be our new OC
 
#49
#49
Dudleys87 said:
Fulmer HC
Cut/Sanders Co OC
Chief/Atkins Co DC
Manning QB Recruiting Coord
Lewis/Henry RB
Martin WR
Haynesworth
Wilson LB
Johnson DB

Casey Clawsen GA
Johnathan Wade GA


Surely we could beat Vandy with this staff
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Maybe if a few was actually playing in the game. But then again Wilson and Haynesworth would be ejected for being to rough on the snowflakes. And Henry and Lewis would constantly be getting penalties for illegal hands to the face with those nasty stuff arms and would eventually be ejected for targeting by lowering thier heads and trucking the opposing defense........
 
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