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My sources are telling me the next head coach at The University of Tennessee is none other than Miley Cyrus. Miley became the leading candidate for the job after expressing slight interest while watching the Kiffin news on ESPN following a Disney concert. Miley will bring with her both of the Jonas brothers, who will take turns being offensive and defensive coordinators. Hillary Duff is also rumored to have already been promised a position on the staff, but I cannot confirm or deny this as of yet.
Miley was first discovered by Mike Hamilton when he attended her "Party in the USA" tour in late November. It was during this concert that Hamilton just knew that Miley had what it took to be a hardworking, loyal coach, who would definitely have a natural strength at appealing to 18 year old boys. He approached her after the concert, leaving her with his card. He could have never known that months later Kiffin would bolt for an easier schedule in Southern California. After the news spread of Kiffin's departure, Miley contacted Hamilton and the two worked out a deal before bedtime last night. Miley is of course not of the legal age of majority, so the deal between Hamilton and Miley was actually signed by her father, Billy Ray Cyrus. A source close to the recent hiring quoted Miley as saying "I look forward to embracing all of the Tennessee traditions and singing Rocky Top in a 3D concert all night long after we beat Florida next year."
Source: My 14 year old sister.
found this funny on a sooners board:
"Tennessee is not Texas. He has everything he could want in Austin. Recruits. Money never a problem. 1-3 difficult games per year. His wife and kids love it here. At Tennessee he would step into the 3rd of 4th best program in the SEC West. Have to work his *** off to try to beat 'Bama. LSU, Auburn every year as well as find a staff when most hires have been made already. It's a hornets' nest. Here he just is patient, learns how to be a CEO of an $85 million dollar enterprise and steps into a $4M job with an intact staff already in place in a few years. He is only 38 years old.
Just reported he turned down a $3M+ salary at Tenn and neither asked for or was offerred a raise to stay here.
i'm going to say cutcliff or brown, mainly because they are the worst hires out there, but nobody seems to want the job. might as well bring back phil. we are doomed anyway.
My sources are telling me the next head coach at The University of Tennessee is none other than Miley Cyrus. Miley became the leading candidate for the job after expressing slight interest while watching the Kiffin news on ESPN following a Disney concert. Miley will bring with her both of the Jonas brothers, who will take turns being offensive and defensive coordinators. Hillary Duff is also rumored to have already been promised a position on the staff, but I cannot confirm or deny this as of yet.
Miley was first discovered by Mike Hamilton when he attended her "Party in the USA" tour in late November. It was during this concert that Hamilton just knew that Miley had what it took to be a hardworking, loyal coach, who would definitely have a natural strength at appealing to 18 year old boys. He approached her after the concert, leaving her with his card. He could have never known that months later Kiffin would bolt for an easier schedule in Southern California. After the news spread of Kiffin's departure, Miley contacted Hamilton and the two worked out a deal before bedtime last night. Miley is of course not of the legal age of majority, so the deal between Hamilton and Miley was actually signed by her father, Billy Ray Cyrus. A source close to the recent hiring quoted Miley as saying "I look forward to embracing all of the Tennessee traditions and singing Rocky Top in a 3D concert all night long after we beat Florida next year."
Source: My 14 year old sister.
found this funny on a sooners board:
"Tennessee is not Texas. He has everything he could want in Austin. Recruits. Money never a problem. 1-3 difficult games per year. His wife and kids love it here. At Tennessee he would step into the 3rd of 4th best program in the SEC West. Have to work his *** off to try to beat 'Bama. LSU, Auburn every year as well as find a staff when most hires have been made already. It's a hornets' nest. Here he just is patient, learns how to be a CEO of an $85 million dollar enterprise and steps into a $4M job with an intact staff already in place in a few years. He is only 38 years old.
Just reported he turned down a $3M+ salary at Tenn and neither asked for or was offerred a raise to stay here.
hard to argue with that...I love knoxville - but it is a mud hole compared to Austin.