killing a coyote

[vol_in_ar]

ok, roadrunner

 

[Slydell]

 

[Slydell]

 

[vol_in_ar]

beep beep

 

[ImTheCrew]

I hope your knifing skills are better than your poker.

 

[Professor Nono]

Here in Knoxville, shooting off a gun in the city is an ordinance violation with the maximum penalty a $50.00 fine. Ya can't get arrested for ordinance violations. In the county, you can blast away all ya want. So, I had a squirrel problem that I concluded with a 12 gauge in Fountain City. Best just to tell the neighbors that you are going to blast a coyote. I don't know about you, but I aint worrying about an ordinance violation when it comes to my kids.

 

[Hobock]

or use the steel leader with a treble hook, about 4 feet off the ground with a hotdog on it. To send the other ones a message

i'm not that cruel though

I like the way you think.

 

[DD4ME]

Call the Wild Man, dude is a nut

One thing we agree on, dude is bad ass.

 

[DD4ME]

Here in Knoxville, shooting off a gun in the city is an ordinance violation with the maximum penalty a $50.00 fine. Ya can't get arrested for ordinance violations. In the county, you can blast away all ya want. So, I had a squirrel problem that I concluded with a 12 gauge in Fountain City. Best just to tell the neighbors that you are going to blast a coyote. I don't know about you, but I aint worrying about an ordinance violation when it comes to my kids.

I was referring to his hoa rules. Some of those hoa covenants are no joke. My uncle lives in preston wood in Cary and they don't deal in $50 for anything.

 

[Slydell]

If it comes within 15 feet or so, I'd use a putter. If you want to do it away from the house, I'd try a 56 degree wedge at about 75-80 yards.

 

[DD4ME]

If it comes within 15 feet or so, I'd use a putter. If you want to do it away from the house, I'd try a 56 degree wedge at about 75-80 yards.

Lulz - zong you know you'd just zebra dick slap him

 

[rmsmith]

Whatever you do make a jacket out of it.

 

[Slydell]

Lulz - zong you know you'd just zebra dick slap him

I could hit it at that range, too.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Instead of killing a coyote lets smoke.

 

[superdave1984]

Surprised nobody has mentioned a pan of anti freeze.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Surprised nobody has mentioned a pan of anti freeze.

The pet dogs could drink that numb nuts.

 

[Slydell]

And, cats.

 

[vol_in_ar]

I didn't follow through this morning, starting to really question firing a gun in this neighborhood..
I could handle the fine, but don't want my gun confisacted..I've left a message for the property mangement group to see about other options

 

[SDV]

Just put some razor blades inside of raw hamburger aroun the back yard. Should take care of it

 

[vol_in_ar]

that's the same as anti freeze, don't want to risk another dog or cat getting into it

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Have you considered death by bestiality?

 

[Slydell]

Get a pet llama.

 

[vol_in_ar]

Have you considered death by bestiality?

are you volunteering?

 

[DD4ME]

Get a pet llama.

Or donkey - seriously the keep coyotes away.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Did you ask the roadrunner for some tips?

lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:

Might be the funniest thing you've ever typed on here. Well done.