Kentucky Jokes!!!!

#76
#76
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Two guys from KY are deer hunting and one of them has a terrible accident. His buddy dials 911 and screams to the operator that his buddy is dead what should I do? The operator instructs him to first make sure the guy is really dead before they do anything else. There was a loud bang and the KY guy says ok now what?
 
#77
#77
Two Kentucky women took 2 months to drive to Florida and back. Every time they saw a sign that said "Clean Restroom", They stopped and did it.
 
#78
#78
here is an old one, as hoosiers and kentuckians have been trashing each other for years.

A guy and his gal are making out, going at it hot and heavy at their favorite parking place in Evansville, In.

The girl is really hot grabs her guy by the ears and says, "Oh honey kiss me where it stinks." He got up jumped in the front seat and drove across the bridge to Henderson, Ky.:dance2: GO VOLS
 
#79
#79
Best Joke of the Day!

Guy asks his friend, "Say you enjoy good Football"

Friend replies, "Yeah, I am a Kentucky fan!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH:eek:lol:
 
#80
#80
Did you Know that the Kentucky Fans grill their SPAM at the tailgate parties!!! It is so true.
 
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