Kentucky Jokes!!!!

#26
#26
jlaw008 said:
Q.) How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in
Kentucky?

A.) If it was invented in another state, it would have been called a
teethbrush.
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CondregeHolawayFan said:
How do we know DEFINITIVELY that the toothbrush was invented at UT science labs?
If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a TEETHBRUSH.
Sorry fellas couldn't resist. Looking forward to a great game Saturday!!!
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Nice job "reading" the thread, Wildcat! :lolabove::post-4-1090547912:
 
#27
#27
Did you hear about the wildcat fan that got carpet installed in his bathroom? Yeah, he liked it so much that next summer he's going to get it run all the way up to the house!
 
#30
#30
this was originally posted in another thread by ohiovol but I liked it...

Know a Kentuckian's favorite part about Halloween and Thanksgiving?

Pump kin
 
#32
#32
Coach Brooks and his team were celebrating their win over LSU an a local bar,

A cowboy walks into a bar after breaking horses all day and tells the bartender, "I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat of a Wildcats balls!"

All the sudden the whole bar started Purring! and Coach Brooks turned around and said GRRROWLLL Buckaroo!
 
#33
#33
What do they call "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
A documentary.
What do they call it in Kentucky?
Life Styles of the Rich & Famous.
 
#35
#35
Q: How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
 
#37
#37
How many Kentucky Players does it take eat a 'possum?

Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
 
#38
#38
Inbreeding originated in Kentucky! Here is the history!
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Lorenzo Dow Fugate and Eleanor Fugate

Being part Appalachian, Kentuckians are used to inbreeding jokes. However, there is one joke about Kentucky and inbreeding that's funny because it's true: The story of the Blue Fugates of Troublesome Creek. The Fugates were an extended family living in an isolated hollow in Eastern Kentucky ominously named Troublesome Creek. Most members of the family had "hereditary methemoglobinemia." This is an enzyme deficiency that causes a person's blood to run vein blue as opposed to arterial red. Instead of being pink, these people are tinted blue or purple. The condition is based on a recessive gene; the only way to acquire it is if both your parents pass down the love. So what were the odds of clan founder Martin Fugate taking another methemoglobinemia carrier as his wife? He did, and they settled in Troublesome Creek sometime in the mid 19th Century. Cousins marrying cousins was commonplace among isolated Appalachians, so by the time a doctor discovered the Fugates in the 1960s, there were several blue people living in the hills around Hazard.
 
#40
#40
Today Andre' Woodson got really hurt at prctice and Rich Brooks called 911. The 911 operator told Rich that she would send someone out right away.
"Where you guys at?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the practice field on Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?
"There was a long pause and finally Rick said, "How 'bout if I drag Woodson over to Oak Street and you pick him up there?"
:p
 
#42
#42
oh i have faith we can win but if by chance we got beat, i won't be one with eggo on my faceo
 
#44
#44
I40VOL said:
oh i have faith we can win but if by chance we got beat, i won't be one with eggo on my faceo
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but it won't be as sweet when we win. You're one of those "I told you so" people aren't you?
 
#46
#46
jlaw008 said:
Today Andre' Woodson got really hurt at prctice and Rich Brooks called 911. The 911 operator told Rich that she would send someone out right away.
"Where you guys at?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the practice field on Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?
"There was a long pause and finally Rick said, "How 'bout if I drag Woodson over to Oak Street and you pick him up there?"
:p
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On a similar note.....

Rich Brooks office caught fire, so he called 911. When the operator asked "How do we get there," Rich replied, "Duh, on a big red truck!."
 
#47
#47
utvolpj said:
but it won't be as sweet when we win. You're one of those "I told you so" people aren't you?
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i just call it as i see it....and the way i see it, we have no room to make jokes about a team that could derail our championship hopes
 
#50
#50
I40VOL said:
i just call it as i see it....and the way i see it, we have no room to make jokes about a team that could derail our championship hopes
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You're right, absolutely no reason to have fun at VN.
 
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