Dear Fans of Mr. Cooter,
We are diligently working to find a new officer to lead our offensive charge. While Mr. Cooters credentials are extraordinary and his name true with our customs, he is working diligently leading a former bulldog to slay vikings, the men from buffalo and a pack of men from Wisconsin. While he may be a great option as someone to lead our attack, he may not be the right person to lead our offensive charge to defeat the bulldogs, gators and elephants this next season. We are continually evaluating candidates to determine who will put us back on Top of this Rocky place.
Regards,
General Neylands Ghost