Itch

[ImTheCrew]

Just resigned from the poker room after an epic meltdown of name calling and buffoonery!

did you see the way he played that hand, was the only buffoonery i saw....


im in the max amount of home games, no point in that one... i have many better options...

if i wanted to play bingo.. id go to a retirement home.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

You are dead wrong.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Who was it that called it?

 

[ImTheCrew]

You are dead wrong.

about what?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Who was it that called it?

98alum or something..

 

[GBO18]

So what exactly happened?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

about what?

Most everything.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Crew is whining like a little girl

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

So what exactly happened?

Itch got beat, got realmad, called us all names, stated he was quitting, quit the WHOLE VN POKER ROOM, and is now whining about it here.

Awesome.

 

[GBO18]

Itch got beat, got realmad, called us all names, stated he was quitting, quit the WHOLE VN POKER ROOM, and is now whining about it here.

Awesome.

:lolabove: Damn itch quit being a lil beech.

 

[ImTheCrew]

So what exactly happened?

first and foremost its play money, doesnt really mean anything.

the play is noticeably bad, im assuming the hands played is close to 40-50%, average should be like 15%,
people will not fold.. takes the fun out of it... because then it becomes a lot of luck.


that hand was

i was dealt AQ suited...

i raised 3 times the big blind... i havent played but one hand, you have to assume ive got something decent....

guy calls

flop was something like

83J

i bet ~300

calls

K

i bet ~400

calls

river

is 9

Bet again he calls...

he said he knew i was bluffing, first how could he read a bluff when im making % bets... and have only played 1 of 26 hands dealt? Why would he called with 82 offsuit in the first place...

its like we are plying bingo....

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Lulz. I can see where you are coming from, man, but keep in mind none of us have ever played any poker really.

 

[GBO18]

Brah that is poker but why did you quit the group, I just joined and I wanted to beat your azz.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

That's why I don't play PS. Would be cool with a bunch of friends, though.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Itch, you gotta be on something, man. It's for f-ing fun. What is wrong with you?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Brah that is poker but why did you quit the group, I just joined and I wanted to beat your azz.

im on several poker forums that have home games, right now im in the max... so i quit the worst one.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Itch, you gotta be on something, man. It's for f-ing fun. What is wrong with you?

do you play yahoo bingo for fun?


no because its not fun.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

do you play yahoo bingo for fun?


no because its not fun.

Are you calling me old?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Are you calling me old?

no, im saying online poker is no fun when playing with people who are not good... if it was live they would lose more often.

its really like bingo, no skill just go all in.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Now I'm pissed. You saying I'm old AND suck at poker?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Now I'm pissed. You saying I'm old AND suck at poker?

si amigo.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I'm starting a ban Itch poll. Wait. What?

 

[ImTheCrew]

I'm starting a ban Itch poll. Wait. What?

Ive rescinded the poll results, ive come to the conclusion most of your opinions are worthless

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ive rescinded the poll results, ive come to the conclusion most of your opinions are worthless

Yusomadtho?

 

[ImTheCrew]

yusosrstho?