Iran

GUYS!! 🚨🚨🚨THE WAR IS OVER🚨🚨🚨 Trump says (for at least the 12th time) that we have won the war today!! AND we get a PRESENT!!

“They’re gonna make a deal,” Trump told reporters at the White House as he swore in Markwayne Mullin as the new head of the Department of Homeland Security. “They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually. They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize, and they gave it to us.”


Lol this dudes a f##king downsy clown.
A big horse?

Edit: Swanson’d by Hill
 
If I were Iran and I had nuclear material, I'd tell America to pound sand. Id buy used, functional commercial planes with 8k to 10k mile range. i would install dirty bombs in them. Id hire suicide bombers and send them toward American cities.

But imma crazy country boy who doesn't like being told what to do.
Too detectable and too slow. Back to the evil genious lab.
 

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