Importedvol's entirely too early 2016 prediction thread

#26
#26
1: We stay in the top 25 all year from wire to wire.
2: We win the Battle of Bristol in commanding fashion to catapult us into the top 10.
3: We somehow find a way to lose to UF again, despite being the better team by a long shot. VN servers shut down.
4: One of UGA or A&M is able to take us down in their home stadium. We beat the other.
5: We pull off the upset against Bama at home, ending their streak. It's an amazing day.
6: We dominate the rest of the schedule en route to a 10-2 finish.
7: We end up getting enough help to backdoor it into Atlanta.
8: A red hot Vols team beats Bama again in the SECCG, and wins the Sugar Bowl as well for a 12-2 finish and a final ranking of #5.
9: We run for 3000 yards in the regular season alone.
10: People on VN call for Butch's head anyway because we didn't make the playoffs.

#4, 5, 6, 7, 8...Yup!
 
#27
#27
1: We stay in the top 25 all year from wire to wire.
2: We win the Battle of Bristol in commanding fashion to catapult us into the top 10.
3: We somehow find a way to lose to UF again, despite being the better team by a long shot. VN servers shut down.
4: One of UGA or A&M is able to take us down in their home stadium. We beat the other.
5: We pull off the upset against Bama at home, ending their streak. It's an amazing day.
6: We dominate the rest of the schedule en route to a 10-2 finish.
7: We end up getting enough help to backdoor it into Atlanta.
8: A red hot Vols team beats Bama again in the SECCG, and wins the Sugar Bowl as well for a 12-2 finish and a final ranking of #5.
9: We run for 3000 yards in the regular season alone.
10: People on VN call for Butch's head anyway because we didn't make the playoffs.

Number 8 literally just gave me chills. Thank you.
 
#28
#28
Lol, this is almost exactly how I see the season playing out.

I've been asking myself what the most "Tennessee" thing to happen would be, and for 2016 it is 100% losing to UF and then also losing to either A&M or UGA (giving Kirby Smart his first signature win), causing a massive meltdown in the fanbase before we recover and run the table the rest of the way by beating Bama.

And the Vols winning the SECCG and finishing #5 in the polls and barely missing the playoffs is just too perfect of a scenario considering our luck. It's also funny because it will be an incredible season given how crappy we were just a few years ago, but half the fanbase will be livid that we aren't playing for a national championship.

Prediction: Tennessee has 49 point leads with 12 seconds left in each of the Florida, Georgia and Alabama games but somehow loses all 3 games. However, the VN Nancies feel great about an overachieving, 9-3 season cause they only expected/predicted an 8-4 season due to our inordinate and unfair amount of youth and inexperience.
 
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#29
#29
Hurd gets much faster with break away speed by having races against AK and everyone else everywhere he goes and he lives in the weight room and becomes a 250 pound tank that runs over everyone in his way.

JRM and Sutton stay for their Senior year because they just can't leave and not be part of Team 120.

Dobbs turns every spare second into working on his passing and becomes the 2nd best passer in UT history.

WR's, TE's and RB's all get much faster and never drop a ball from Dobbs working them to death all offseason.

O line and D line are always either in the weight room or working out hard everytime Dobbs says lets go and becomes the best O line ad D lines in the country.

LB's ad DB's all become blazing fast from running races all the time with Hurd and AK.

All the coaches get mad at every player on the team because they try to get the players to take it easy a bit but all the coaches hear is...get lost coach, we're Team 120 and we're going to WIN it all.

Spring practice comes and the coaches get bored because Team 120 is so determined and good that the only thing caches have to do is hand out new play sheets and the team takes over.

Coaches do lots more recruiting because they aren't needed to coach and line up 2 more years of number 1 recruiting classes just to stay busy.

Team 120 starts blowing out every team by 30 points or more and WINS it all!!!

After Team 120 WINS the National Championship the phones ring off the hook with every top recruit begging to come play at Tennessee.

All the coaches decide they're never leaving Tennessee and turn down all job offers.

If you're going to dream then dream BIG folks!!!

#BrickbyBrick...VFL...GBO!!!

Then CBJ gets offers for a coaching position in NFL or at another big time school, and the NegaVols are in meltdown cause their now "beloved" CBJ might leave
 
#30
#30
I say you go back and read all the 12-0, 10-2 predictions for this year, and compare it to what you have here. About the same amount of drivel.

Ya cause those 10-2 posts were so far off..2 fourth quarter stops away..ya those people were so crazy..

Do me a favor and climb back under you rock..your negativity is not wanted or appreciaTed here
 
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You guys are crazy if you don't think we start the season off next year ranked in the top 10. I expect that we'll give Northwestern (the #12 team in the country) an Iowa style beatdown. And if that happens, you best believe we are the IT team of the off-season (once again). Guys like Kirk Herbstriet will be picking us to make the playoffs. We'll the consensus pick to win the East and the darkhorse to make the playoff.

The hype will be 10x what we saw this past off-season.

Just as we started the year ranked #25 this season, I think we start the season ranked #10 next year. Only SEC teams ranked higher will be Alabama and LSU.

I don't think we'll be projected to make the playoffs until we can show we can beat Bama and Florida, I do think Florida happens next year but I thought it would happen this year and last
 
#37
#37
We stay healthy and win a miserly 15 games...5 of which will go down to the wire!

NegaVols in denial...jumping off buildings and bridges to escape new world order!

CBJ initiates get well plan for Lady Vols.
 
#38
#38
Stop commenting on how great the Vols are gonna be next year cause you're getting me nervous.

Don't jinx it
 
#39
#39
Fast 5 for 2016

1. Hurd breaks record,and a few bodies.
2. Dormady red shirts, & S. Jones is back up
3. Defense produces 40 sacks
4. We score 30+ in every game.
5. Butch obtains God status after national championship
 
#44
#44
I don't think we'll be projected to make the playoffs until we can show we can beat Bama and Florida, I do think Florida happens next year but I thought it would happen this year and last

Nothing sickens me more than the obsession over Florida. Its one freakin team. I'll gladly take an L to Florida next year if it guarantees us a spot in the SEC title game.

Some of you need to get over this inferiority complex with Florida. We'll beat them when we're good enough. Coaching staff and players. We weren't this year. I expect we will next year. If it doesn't happen then on the next season.

Stop giving that f#kkin team more credit than they deserve. It makes you and other Vols fans look WEAK.
 
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#45
#45
Great question. Remains to be seen. 0-20 and counting.....

Talent level is getting close to even for the first time in forever. Only so long Florida can escape with 4th and 14 miracles.

I expect we beat at least one next year. Just like we broke the losing streaks to Georgia and Missouri this year.

Baby steps fellas. Can't expect a team to go from 5-7 laughing stock to beating 2 of the most talented rosters in the country when it comes to future NFL players.
 
#46
#46
Nothing sickens me more than the obsession over Florida. Its one freakin team. I'll gladly take an L to Florida next year if it guarantees us a spot in the SEC title game.

Some of you need to get over this inferiority complex with Florida. We'll beat them when we're good enough. Coaching staff and players. We weren't this year. I expect we will next year. If it doesn't happen then on the next season.

Stop giving that f#kkin team more credit than they deserve. It makes you and other Vols fans look WEAK.

I know what you are trying to say. I do. But, this is a load and you know it.

If Tennessee is going to be that team that everyone wants them to be, they have to beat Florida.

And not once either. Or every once in a while. They have to beat them on a fairly regular basis.

It's not about credit or any of that other stuff.

It's quite simple. To win a title, you have to get to Atlanta. You want to get to Atlanta, you have to beat Florida. Before you list all the examples of when Tennessee got to Atlanta without beating Florida, you should know I am prepared to list all the seasons that a loss to Florida cost Tennessee a trip to Atlanta.

To win the East, you have to beat Florida and Georgia. That's just how it is
 
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#47
#47
Vols win 10+ games but need 11 to win the East.

Most likely losses IMO in descending order of likelihood:

Bama- Home game but sits at the end of a brutal stretch and just before the open date. Terrible scheduling.

UGA- road game. Smart will get their D organized. Will hire someone who will run a disciplined O.

TAM- road game. Vols could be a bit banged up by this time with a temptation to look forward to Bama

UF- Home game. Vols should be confident. UF will be young and trying to replace some guys who made their unexpected run work this year.

ASU- First game would be easy for UT to overlook. They're a 10-2 team that returns most key contributors except at WR. Only losses were to Clemson and a good Ark St team.

VT- Not sure why... just seem better than the "mess" that follows

Ohio- good this year but lose some key guys

UK/VU/USCe/Mizzou- pick the order. All of them will probably stink.

TTU
 
#48
#48
I know what you are trying to say. I do. But, this is a load and you know it.

If Tennessee is going to be that team that everyone wants them to be, they have to beat Florida.

And not once either. Or every once in a while. They have to beat them on a fairly regular basis.

It's not about credit or any of that other stuff.

It's quite simple. To win a title, you have to get to Atlanta. You want to get to Atlanta, you have to beat Florida. Before you list all the examples of when Tennessee got to Atlanta without beating Florida, you should know I am prepared to list all the seasons that a loss to Florida cost Tennessee a trip to Atlanta.

To win the East, you have to beat Florida and Georgia. That's just how it is

99 is right. We gotta beat UF or we won't go to Atlanta. They are not going to lose many games next year and we can't let them have the tie breaker. I think we do.

I don't agree that we will need to beat them for several years in a row. Just once could get us to where we want to be. Then it will all fall into place.
 
#49
#49
99 is right. We gotta beat UF or we won't go to Atlanta. They are not going to lose many games next year and we can't let them have the tie breaker. I think we do.

I don't agree that we will need to beat them for several years in a row. Just once could get us to where we want to be. Then it will all fall into place.

Honestly... it would feel a little cheap to somehow manage to get to ATL without beating UF.
 

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