With last season being a wash, I would ship Jauan Jennings to China before the Georgia game to be cloned in a hyper-accelerated aging process. I would keep these cloned Jauan Jennings underneath the stadium, raised on a steady diet of football videos, playbooks, a Dreamcast with NFL 2k5 (kids like the "fun" or so I hear), and all the protein bars and Petros they can stomach. Amidst a frenzy of hysteric press articles from Yahoo and ESPN, Tony Kornhaiser telling Michael Wilbon that "you thought Tennessee was desperate before," and Paul Finebaum mugging to the TV camera as he rails on about sports ethics and how Alabama has ground to make up in the clone war, my team of Jauan Jenningses would go for 6000 yards passing and 94 receiving touchdowns, along with a record 37 interceptions and probably a few sacks if we have some of them put on enough weight to play linebacker, insuring that the name Jauan Jennings could be found on almost every page of the NCAA record books.
Oh, but Cimaglia would still be the kicker. He quality.