I want to fight and capture putin

[joevol33]

A million dollars is a million dollars, and I'm willing to pit the target on my back, and go one on one with the Russian president. I've put thought into this, and think I can take him.

Pros-
1- I'm like a midget, and he'd never see me coming
2- I'm deceptively strong for a little guy
3- I'm in great shape, even cardio and could last forever
4- I could bust his knee caps before he knew what hit him
5- I can do an arm bar that'd break an oak tree
6- my inbred Kentucky DNA would make me immune to his chemical warfare
7- he would likely go crazy since I wouldn't stop talking, and kill himself

Cons
1- I'm like a midget, and he might step on me
2- he'd likely get his security involved
3- he likely has bears
4- he may nuke me
5- it's probably cold over there, and he probably won't meet me in Florida

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[NEVolFan]

He’s KGB, I trained him... he’ll feed you your heart while you stand and watch. Don’t do it Joe!

 

[NEVolFan]

Never mind Joey... I was watching Rambo again when I posted that crap above. Go get that fugger.

 

[theFallGuy]

A million dollars is a million dollars, and I'm willing to pit the target on my back, and go one on one with the Russian president. I've put thought into this, and think I can take him.

Pros-
1- I'm like a midget, and he'd never see me coming
2- I'm deceptively strong for a little guy
3- I'm in great shape, even cardio and could last forever
4- I could bust his knee caps before he knew what hit him
5- I can do an arm bar that'd break an oak tree
6- my inbred Kentucky DNA would make me immune to his chemical warfare
7- he would likely go crazy since I wouldn't stop talking, and kill himself

Cons
1- I'm like a midget, and he might step on me
2- he'd likely get his security involved
3- he likely has bears
4- he may nuke me
5- it's probably cold over there, and he probably won't meet me in Florida

 

[theFallGuy]

Joe yer married!

 

[Souce]

 

[volfanbill]

I have faith in you little Joe. Go get that bastage

 

[theFallGuy]

Wtf

 

[malinoisvol]

 

[volfanbill]

@joevol33, Putin is only around 5'6" or 5'7". He won't have a significant height advantage. Again, you've got this bro.

 

[joevol33]

@joevol33, Putin is only around 5'6" or 5'7". He won't have a significant height advantage. Again, you've got this bro.

Oh wow, I didn't know that! Now I know I can beat him!

 

[Souce]

Oh wow, I didn't know that! Now I know I can beat him!

How are you going to isolate him away from his bodyguard cretins? Seduce him?

 

[508mikey]

How are you going to isolate him away from his bodyguard cretins? Seduce him?

That's where. TFG comes in

 

[Behr]

A million dollars is a million dollars, and I'm willing to pit the target on my back, and go one on one with the Russian president. I've put thought into this, and think I can take him.

Pros-
1- I'm like a midget, and he'd never see me coming
2- I'm deceptively strong for a little guy
3- I'm in great shape, even cardio and could last forever
4- I could bust his knee caps before he knew what hit him
5- I can do an arm bar that'd break an oak tree
6- my inbred Kentucky DNA would make me immune to his chemical warfare
7- he would likely go crazy since I wouldn't stop talking, and kill himself

Cons
1- I'm like a midget, and he might step on me
2- he'd likely get his security involved
3- he likely has bears
4- he may nuke me
5- it's probably cold over there, and he probably won't meet me in Florida

 

[PEPPERJAX]

A million dollars is a million dollars, and I'm willing to pit the target on my back, and go one on one with the Russian president. I've put thought into this, and think I can take him.

Pros-
1- I'm like a midget, and he'd never see me coming
2- I'm deceptively strong for a little guy
3- I'm in great shape, even cardio and could last forever
4- I could bust his knee caps before he knew what hit him
5- I can do an arm bar that'd break an oak tree
6- my inbred Kentucky DNA would make me immune to his chemical warfare
7- he would likely go crazy since I wouldn't stop talking, and kill himself

Cons
1- I'm like a midget, and he might step on me
2- he'd likely get his security involved
3- he likely has bears
4- he may nuke me
5- it's probably cold over there, and he probably won't meet me in Florida

This is an uplifting thread. Perfect to read on the sabbath day.

 

[BigO95]

I think Joe can take him!!! Get em Joe!!!! Just bark at him like you do everybody else.... Psychological warfare!!

 

[joevol33]

I think Joe can take him!!! Get em Joe!!!! Just bark at him like you do everybody else.... Psychological warfare!!

Watch it

 

[joevol33]

How are you going to isolate him away from his bodyguard cretins? Seduce him?

That's where. TFG comes in

This

 

[volfanbill]

Just threaten to burn some. Bite others. They’ll surrender relatively quickly and easily

 

[joevol33]

Just threaten to burn some. Bite others. They’ll surrender relatively quickly and easily

I'll probably mention what we do in Kentucky, and tell them we're cousins!

 

[theFallGuy]

I'll probably mention what we do in Kentucky, and tell them we're cousins!

Have sex with goats?

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Three likes for goat sex? WTF?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Three likes for goat sex? WTF?

People like what they like.
I don’t judge

 

[Firebirdparts]

You know darn well Joe can’t stop Putin.