I want to fight and capture putin

#79
#79
joevol33 said:
A million dollars is a million dollars, and I'm willing to pit the target on my back, and go one on one with the Russian president. I've put thought into this, and think I can take him.

Pros-
1- I'm like a midget, and he'd never see me coming
2- I'm deceptively strong for a little guy
3- I'm in great shape, even cardio and could last forever
4- I could bust his knee caps before he knew what hit him
5- I can do an arm bar that'd break an oak tree
6- my inbred Kentucky DNA would make me immune to his chemical warfare
7- he would likely go crazy since I wouldn't stop talking, and kill himself

Cons
1- I'm like a midget, and he might step on me
2- he'd likely get his security involved
3- he likely has bears
4- he may nuke me
5- it's probably cold over there, and he probably won't meet me in Florida
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You're PROS.....Sounds like Earnest T Bass
 
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#80
#80
rocytop2624 said:
Lol Joe an pootin going to have a KY wrestling match. TFG get yur ticket.
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GET ER DUN JOE!!!!!!!!
 
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#83
#83
joevol33 said:
A million dollars is a million dollars, and I'm willing to pit the target on my back, and go one on one with the Russian president. I've put thought into this, and think I can take him.

Pros-
1- I'm like a midget, and he'd never see me coming
2- I'm deceptively strong for a little guy
3- I'm in great shape, even cardio and could last forever
4- I could bust his knee caps before he knew what hit him
5- I can do an arm bar that'd break an oak tree
6- my inbred Kentucky DNA would make me immune to his chemical warfare
7- he would likely go crazy since I wouldn't stop talking, and kill himself

Cons
1- I'm like a midget, and he might step on me
2- he'd likely get his security involved
3- he likely has bears
4- he may nuke me
5- it's probably cold over there, and he probably won't meet me in Florida
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Putin is a midget too. So that one is a wash.
 
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#84
#84
Joe what time is Putin kicking your ass? Will it be on PPV? Or premiering as a special episode of The Little People on TLC
 
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#97
Orangeredblooded said:
HEY, we can tease joe because he’s one of ours, but keep your barking, butt sniffing, fake Vol affiliation and flea infested options to yourself. Otherwise take it to whatever GA forum you’re on also. Got that? And this isn’t me even rolling up my sleeves.
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