I Can't Drive 55

#53
#53
It's a scam. Been happening for quite a few years now.

My truck:

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#57
#57
I have had a ticket or 2. Sheriffs deputy clocked me running 170+ a few years back in the MACH I I had at the time. He was a friend of mine and we were doing it intentionally to see what it would run.

Had a buddy in HS whose uncle from CA shipped his Ferrari (magnum PI type) whatever model to NC for my buddies dad to watch because he couldn't get it past CA emissions. The thing was prone to getting gummed up because it sat in a storage place mostly. One day his dad (a conservative pharmacist) is on country roads and gets clocked at about 175ish and pulled. He's freaking tells the Sherrif the whole story about him trying to clean out the carb and after a few minutes holding his license and advising him he could have lost it finally lets him go.
 
#60
#60
We have smog testing in Hamilton county.

Didn't realize my grandfather lives in Franklin Co. where 90% of the cars look like rolling death traps. Bald wheels, cracked windshields, bumpers about to fall of.
 
#61
#61
The City of Memphis inspects vehicles.

Only Sandy out of my current fleet doesn't have to do emissions here. We still have stringent safety inspections regardless. Unless you know the inspector.
That's state wide
 
#62
#62
Didn't realize my grandfather lives in Franklin Co. where 90% of the cars look like rolling death traps. Bald wheels, cracked windshields, bumpers about to fall of.

Classic cars do not have to test. :)
 
#66
#66
I could have easily gotten a ticket coming back from Alabama last weekend from buying the black car. I got to dicking around with an Audi and came over a hill on I20 doing a little over 100mph and there was a state trooper sitting in the median. Apparently he was taking a nap or something because he never acknowledged us.
 
#67
#67
Last time I got pulled over was Thanksgiving 2012. Was doing 87 in a 75. HP let me by with a warning.
 
#68
#68
I could have easily gotten a ticket coming back from Alabama last weekend from buying the black car. I got to dicking around with an Audi and came over a hill on I20 doing a little over 100mph and there was a state trooper sitting in the median. Apparently he was taking a nap or something because he never acknowledged us.

This happened to me and my brother about 4 weeks ago. We were going about 90 when we passed him. Guessing he was fapping or asleep. Lulz
 
#69
#69
This happened to me and my brother about 4 weeks ago. We were going about 90 when we passed him. Guessing he was fapping or asleep. Lulz

I started slowing down because I knew he had me. Wife was behind me, she said she figured I was gonna get arrested.
 
#71
#71
was going 95 through a school zone. damn kids wouldn't get the F out of my way. I don't understand what the big deal was. I told the officer that little fatty should've crossed the street quicker. Sheesh.
 
#72
#72
wtf. I posted the same name that DD just did last night and it got modded.
 
#74
#74
I get pulled over all the time. Once I pass the field sobriety test, I'm on my way. I'm a professional, don't try this at home.
 
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