Hot Co-worker.

#176
#176
Jackson_Harris said:
yeah, i think he is...

Ok Scotty, listen up, this is important for the first date.

If she says, "give me nine inches and make it hurt"


You need to hump her three times and hit her in the head with a hammer.
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This maneuver is known as "the sexual assault" in some circles.
 
#178
#178
Your ass is sweet
Your Tits are a treat
They'd make great buns
For my hot meat
 
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#179
#179
Ok Scotty, I have been working on this all weekend. Tomorrow morning, about 8:30...ease on down to cubicle 10.

Say, "I've been thinking about this, and if you were a booger, I would pick you first!"


That should get you in....
 
#180
#180
Don't do anything Jackson suggests. Just slap her in the face with your Johnson. That will work.
 
#182
#182
I'm glad we work together
You just make my day fly by
so please understand if I whip it out
And shoot some in your eye
 
#183
#183
DD4ME said:
I'm glad we work together
You just make my day fly by
so please understand if I whip it out
And shoot some in your eye
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Ouch...


Ok seriously Scotty...


Get you one of those little cheap screwdrivers.

Say, "this is craaaaaazzzy, but"

Hand it to her, wink, and say "maybe?"
 
#187
#187
Checking in.


She hasn't left her cube yet. Appears she is wearing tight black business slacks. Pretty sure you could sit a Heiny on her heinie
 
#200
#200
Ok scotty...after lunch...she is in a good mood now....

Go down to cubicle 10, stick your head around the corner and say, "excuse me but I forgot my panties today and was wondering if I might borrow yours?"
 
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