Hot Co-worker.

[SergeantVol]

Just walk up to here and say" can I eat that for you?"

 

[vol_in_ar]

trying to get him hooked up, not fired

 

[rockytop114]

Don't do anything Jackson suggests. Just slap her in the face with your Johnson. That will work.

Yes this and slap her azz

 

[Jax_Vol]

Scotty.......come on man...we can do this!

Ok, ease on down there and say, "Heeeeello, my name is Scotty but they call me Doctor Love"

 

[vol_in_ar]

Scotty.......come on man...we can do this!

Ok, ease on down there and say, "Heeeeello, my name is Scotty but they call me Doctor Love"

and say it in a Gene Simmons voice

 

[Jax_Vol]

and say it in a Gene Simmons voice

Yeah, nice touch! How bout your tongue Scotty? Can you lick your eyebrows? That trick is what got me married

 

[Behr]

Licking Scotty's eyebrows got you married?

 

[Aavoxx]

Gangnam Style past her cube.

"Heeeeyyy sexy lady..."

 

[tri_vol]

Ask if she wants to go to a pants party...a party in your pants.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Licking Scotty's eyebrows got you married?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwhhhhh man......that just nasty

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Send her an email with this link in it


E-40 ft. T-Pain - U And Dat lyrics - YouTube

 

[Jax_Vol]

Send her an email with this link in it


E-40 ft. T-Pain - U And Dat lyrics - YouTube

kat...i shared one of yo photos...hope that was ok?

 

[Aavoxx]

Gangnam Style past her cube.

"Heeeeyyy sexy lady..."

Underrated advice, imo.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Underrated advice, imo.

ok, we can work with that....scotty, can you dance?

 

[Aavoxx]

Still think we need to know where Scotty works for a 2nd opinion.

 

[SergeantVol]

Licking Scotty's eyebrows got you married?

lmao

 

[Jax_Vol]

lmao

sarge! knock it off!


Why is it funny to see asian people wearing cowboy hats?

 

[SergeantVol]

sarge! knock it off!


Why is it funny to see asian people wearing cowboy hats?

Same reason it is funny to see non-asian dress up in asain clothes.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Same reason it is funny to see non-asian dress up in asain clothes.

what do asain clothes look like?

 

[govols/cc]

what do asain clothes look like?

Sideways

 

[Jax_Vol]

Sideways

hmmmmm....


Ok Scotty... you only got 45 minutes left. I got a plan...


Go down to cubicle 10 and say, "I'll give you a nickle to tickle your pickle"

 

[tri_vol]

Scotty he who hesitates...

 

[Jax_Vol]

Scotty he who hesitates...

scotty going home alone again tonight...




so sad

 

[tri_vol]

Forever alone

 

[Jax_Vol]

Scotty...get a pack of sugar....when she walks by on the way home say...


"Excuse me but you dropped your name tag"