Heart

Awesomely bad.

I can't pronounce or spell his last name. His last name sounds a lot like "Sharpie Marker" so one day after class I asked him, "Is it okay if I call you Professor Sharpie Marker?" He laughed and said yes. Sooo hopefully he will laugh when he sees my paper.
 
Might cost you a few points but I'm sure it will be okay.
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I would give you a B just because you have a nice rack! An A would take some extra work! Lulz
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I would give you a B just because you have a nice rack! An A would take some extra work! Lulz
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Dude I am not even worried about it. Mr Sharpie Marker is always starin at my azz. I am so gon' pass his class.

And good grief a few days ago I had a meeting with my Algebra teacher and after our meeting he asked me for a hug. WTH?! Gon pass that class too and I suck at math.
 
Who needs to study when you're packing heat like Heart.
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Well honestly it is creepy to me. There is no way in hell I'd ever sleep with my professors. I will look back at this one day and laugh. While I'm making 50 bucks an hour.
 
My criminal law teacher is a huge perv. Guy is in his 60's and he flirts with all the girls in the class. He puts his feet on their table and ask them massage them and smell them. Effin weird

not lying either
 
Divide your age in half and add 7. Any less than that and its weird.
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You've gotta have heart
All you really need is heart
When the odds are sayin' you'll never win
That's when the grin should start
 

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