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#465
#465
I'm at work. I'm bored. Prolly should do some work but I don't feel like it so I'm here on VN. Entertain me plz.

So I got on the scale here at work and I've lost 4 pounds! I told my coworker "I worked out 3 days in a row. I worked my azz off!" He looks at my butt and says "Nope, it's still there!" LOL


I'm hungry.
 
#466
#466
Good job heart! I'm hungry too. Let's ditch work and go eat some breakfast. I'll buy.
 
#472
#472
The circus is coming to town Feb. 19th so I told her "hey let's go to the circus instead!" She said, "Let's watch the movie AND go to the circus!"

Spoiled brat.
 
#475
#475
I AM SOOPER BRILLIANT LET ME TELL YOU WAT.

Just sent my Writing professor my writing assignment. Only after sending it, did I remember a few very important things.

I left his name as Prof. SharpieMarker and the title was DURPA DURPA THINKA OF IT LATAH

Obvsly I am a winner.

/facepalm
 
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