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I'll start out with asking the next poster "Have you ever.........?" . The next poster answers it and leaves another "Have you ever for the next poster. Anything goes.

Have you ever been arrested?
 
#5
#5
Only if non-deadly projectiles count...

Have you ever answered an honest yes to "does this make me look fat?" in a tone and manner that made it seem like you were joking so that you could get away with it?
 
#6
#6
no...I can't run faster than a skillet sails

Have you ever been caught gettin busy?
 
#7
#7
Yes, by my future sister-in-law in her apartment.

Have you ever been flashed by another driver?

 
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#9
Moi? (oh, the memories.....)


Have you ever slept with the friend or family member of an EX-lover?
 
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#13
At 11 I once snuck out of our hotel at 11pm and wandered around Times Square (the old Times Square) alone... I figure the skells thought I was cop-bait and that's how I survived......


Have you ever been above the Artic or below the Antartic Circle?


 
#15
#15
No, but I did once do a 720 on I-440 at 60 mph and manage not to touch anybody or anything.

Have you ever been to Mexico?
 
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#16
No. I tried to "run over a car" parked in a lot once (on foot) thinking it would be ironically funny. Unfortunately, somebody had already broken out the hatchback window and I flew through and landed inside on top of a pile of glass and the brick that had been used. It took me a good 30 seconds staring up at the car roof before me and reality caught back up with each other, and I wasn't even buzzed.


Did you ever randomly dial an international number as a kid just to see who'd answer?


 
#17
#17
No, but myself and another stupid kid once spent a month calling each other collect just because we thought it was funny and didn't think we'd get charged since it was local. Our parents and the phone company didn't get the joke.

Have you ever faked a mental disorder while on the phone with a telemarketer?
 
#18
#18
No, but that sounds like great fun.

Have you ever made a prank phone call to a friend?
 
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#19
He didn't talk to me for almost 3 weeks. He still gets mad if I bring it up when he's in the wrong mood. It involved a night I knew he'd been seriously plastered, a new smartass girlfriend of mine, and paternity issues....


Have you ever been hiking in the back-country and suddenly come across fresh bear scat in the middle of the trail?
 
#20
#20
no but while on a deer hunt I backtracked my trail about 500 yrads and saw very fresh big cat tracks, huge bobcat or maybe a mountain lion.

Have you ever seen a ghost or something similar that scared you?
 
#21
#21
I ain't scared of no ghost...

Have you ever woken up at 4 a.m at the end of your driveway naked with your head in the mailbox and the little red flag up?
 
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(surrealvol @ Jan 17 said:
Can't say that I have.

Have you ever rescued someone who was drowning?
No, I hope I never have to, the way I swim it might be the end of both the rescuer and the rescuee.

Have you ever been shot with a nail gun? (I have)
 

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