No. I tried to "run over a car" parked in a lot once (on foot) thinking it would be ironically funny. Unfortunately, somebody had already broken out the hatchback window and I flew through and landed inside on top of a pile of glass and the brick that had been used. It took me a good 30 seconds staring up at the car roof before me and reality caught back up with each other, and I wasn't even buzzed.
Did you ever randomly dial an international number as a kid just to see who'd answer?