Halloween Thread

[VolNExile]

Apparently the women are all required to be witches.

It’s a dance group that does line dancing in intersections. There’s a guy on stilts in some sort of zombie outfit with a boom box who “directs.” I’ll see if I can find a pic.

Asheville, y’all.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

He seems to be concerned by the sheer number of witches around him....
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His hat looks like an umbrella.

 

[VolNExile]

Here he is, somewhere in there:

 

[The Ron Mexico]

He seems to be concerned by the sheer number of witches around him....
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Witches be trippin’

 

[95 Vol Alum]

He seems to be concerned by the sheer number of witches around him....
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Seems like an innocent man reporting his shoes and socks being stolen by witches that clearly be trippin.

 

[Souce]

Here he is, somewhere in there:

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Are you sure this isn't some satanic ceremony that occurs in your neighborhood each Halloween?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

According to a source close to the situation, @VolNExile is a Satanist. More to follow on this developing story.

 

[Souce]

BREAKING NEWS

2,300 innocent children brutally sacrificed as part of a satanic ritual that occurred in @VolNExile's neighborhood on Halloween night 2019.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

BREAKING NEWS

2,300 innocent children brutally sacrificed as part of a satanic ritual that occurred in @VolNExile's neighborhood on Halloween night 2019.

one MAGA hat probably would send that whole coven into a murderous rage

 

[Souce]

This would explain the guy dressed in red pants and flip flops. He was Lucifer himself in human form to ensure his witches were properly carrying out his commands.

 

[VolNExile]

BREAKING NEWS

2,300 innocent children brutally sacrificed as part of a satanic ritual that occurred in @VolNExile's neighborhood on Halloween night 2019.

BREAKING NEWS

VolNExile’s bank account brutally sacrificed to satanic Amazon candy sellers in October 2019.

(Luckily, many of the local businesses donate bags of candy)

 

[508mikey]

Police are investigating red pants flip flop man with umbrella pretending to play on his phone

 

[joevol33]

BREAKING NEWS

VolNExile’s bank account brutally sacrificed to satanic Amazon candy sellers in October 2019.

(Luckily, many of the local businesses donate bags of candy)

Whatever it is, I want in next time

 

[VolNExile]

Whatever it is, I want in next time

When I looked again at the second picture, the one with the stilt man, I see a guy dressed as the construction worker from the Village People. Was that you?

 

[tnuhcvols]

Prob tfg

 

[theFallGuy]

In the entire time we have been married, I bet we haven't had more than 100 total. We've just never lived where there were a lot of young kids.

well it doesn't help that u stand on your porch nekkid tryin to hand out candy to the little chirrens

 

[Behr]

well it doesn't help that u stand on your porch nekkid tryin to hand out candy to the little chirrens

And you know from spearnce?

 

[82_VOL_83]

You mean I ain't sposed to say "come here little girl" while shakin the candy bowl?

 

[theFallGuy]

You mean I ain't sposed to say "come here little girl" while shakin the candy bowl?

wtf

 

[larjoranj]

Got my covid barrier set up and ready to go. Black pvc pipe running through the ghost's mouth and up to my porch at a pretty steep angle. Kids put their candy bucket under his mouth and the candy slides in. Will look better when it's dark and the string lights are on but may not make a good picture then.



Also some spooky things the kids will see as they walk up

 

[theFallGuy]

 

[volwindy]

Got my covid barrier set up and ready to go. Black pvc pipe running through the ghost's mouth and up to my porch at a pretty steep angle. Kids put their candy bucket under his mouth and the candy slides in. Will look better when it's dark and the string lights are on but may not make a good picture then.

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Also some spooky things the kids will see as they walk up

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That's awesome, we just left the house and someone in our neighborhood did a very similar thing with the pvc pipe.

 

[Vjcvette]

Phone apps are Great!!

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Lol

 

[theFallGuy]