Guitar Shots: Roughing the Snapper

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"Does Mike Slive have a relative in the snapping business? How else could such an arbitrary penalty (that sounds more like an adult film title) become an overnight sensation?"

That's gold, Lex.
 
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:eek:lol: Nice!

Yea, whats next weeks, 5 yards for adjusting your jock strap?...good gawd... :mf_surrender:
 
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i think "Roughing the Snapper" is playing onDemand ppv this month.. great read as always Lex.
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For the most part, I think the officials do a good job but on that last Vandy drive it's like they wanted it to go into overtime. Maybe some fans at Beef O'brady had a lot of beer and chicken wings to comsume and they notified the officials to send it into overtime.
The interference call on Anderson in the end zone was bull. The TV crew ran the play 3 times and could not see any interference.
 
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I actually had to email the link to some friends....best one yet, and the adult film one liner....gold. Pure comedic gold.
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Thanks Lex. All our Cat friends are hyped about the possibilities of this year. I've already heard some cat calls. "Streaks end this year." Hey, the law of averages is on your side. It is amazing to me how much trash can come out of a mouth. I had one tell me last week that on the basketball side of things no SEC team was within twenty points of the Cally Cats this year. Wow, they can dream.... just like Saturday.... they can dream.
 
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orangegrass said:
Thanks Lex. All our Cat friends are hyped about the possibilities of this year. I've already heard some cat calls. "Streaks end this year." Hey, the law of averages is on your side. It is amazing to me how much trash can come out of a mouth. I had one tell me last week that on the basketball side of things no SEC team was within twenty points of the Cally Cats this year. Wow, they can dream.... just like Saturday.... they can dream.
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I don't think it is a good match up for the Cats this week...I really don't. I just wish we could play the game before Thanksgiving with the in laws. I might have to take an earful on Thursday...
 
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Lexvol said:
I don't think it is a good match up for the Cats this week...I really don't. I just wish we could play the game before Thanksgiving with the in laws. I might have to take an earful on Thursday...
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I hear ya. My wife's family is true blue, and it has even invaded my side. I have a cousin who lives in Nicholasville; he is a UT grad and all-vol. I suspect his children, though, of being closet Wildcats.
 
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Great as usual.

Especially the comment on this year or never.
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OleVol said:
For the most part, I think the officials do a good job but on that last Vandy drive it's like they wanted it to go into overtime. Maybe some fans at Beef O'brady had a lot of beer and chicken wings to comsume and they notified the officials to send it into overtime.
The interference call on Anderson in the end zone was bull. The TV crew ran the play 3 times and could not see any interference.
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If you are reffering to the commercial on tv where they say "were not ready to go yet," thats actually Buffalo Wild Wings, not Beef O' Bradys...... Just sayin :eek:k:
 
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From the article:

"Apparently, earlier in the day Bama had the same penalty called against a hapless Chattanooga team."

That sentence is ambiguous at best. The penalty was called against Alabama. It reads like the penalty was called on Bama's behalf against Chattanooga.
 
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cotton said:
I hear ya. My wife's family is true blue, and it has even invaded my side. I have a cousin who lives in Nicholasville; he is a UT grad and all-vol. I suspect his children, though, of being closet Wildcats.
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Cotton - I live in Nicholasville too. Although I am a UK grad, I'm all Vol. I come from a long line of UT fans and have been one since birth. Even in college I proudly wore my Orange and White. I went to UK more as a product of circumstances than actual choice. Even though my degree says University of Kentucky, my blood always has and always will bleed Orange.

I feel you pain, though. My wifes family is all Wildcat. Every year since we've been together I've had to hear the yearly "this is our year". I actually dread the year when it actually happens. Hopefully not this year, though.

Go Vols!!
 
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Top Ten "adult film title" sounding penalties:

Helmet to Helmet Contact
Neutral Zone Infraction
Illegal Use of Hands
Illegal Motion
Twelve Men in the Huddle
Crackback Block
Piling On
Spearing
Roughing the Snapper
Leading with your Helmet
 
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Perhaps they could take the money that Urban Meyer “donated” earlier this year and buy everyone a new copy of Officiating for Dummies

I laughed out loud at that Lex!!!!! Great article as usual....keep up the good work!
 
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volinbham said:
Top Ten "adult film title" sounding penalties:

Helmet to Helmet Contact
Neutral Zone Infraction
Illegal Use of Hands
Illegal Motion
Twelve Men in the Huddle
Crackback Block
Piling On
Spearing
Roughing the Snapper
Leading with your Helmet
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Pretty funny, volinbham. :) Your reward:

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UTVol39 said:
Cotton - I live in Nicholasville too. Although I am a UK grad, I'm all Vol. I come from a long line of UT fans and have been one since birth. Even in college I proudly wore my Orange and White. I went to UK more as a product of circumstances than actual choice. Even though my degree says University of Kentucky, my blood always has and always will bleed Orange.

I feel you pain, though. My wifes family is all Wildcat. Every year since we've been together I've had to hear the yearly "this is our year". I actually dread the year when it actually happens. Hopefully not this year, though.

Go Vols!!
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Dude I feel your pain...I live in Danville...Vol since birth, my mother raised me right...my wife is a UK alum (and UK band alum), but since been converted to all vol...raising 3 daughters the right way too...no blue in our house (even our dogs wear orange)...This is a huge game for us...I am all nerves...my high school team is in the semi's against Bell county this Friday (Boyle Co) and the game Saturday, can't stand much more....GO VOLS.....keep the streak alive
 
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Well done Lex, I thought you were a little soft on the Dores though, I expected a little more Cafegoesque hatred to leak out there.
 
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