Gruden

Okay, guys, hear me out. His first name starts with the letter “j.” The very next letter in the alphabet is “k,” which we all know stands for Knoxville. Also, his last name ends with “n,” which just happens to be the second letter in the word Knoxville. Coincidence? Yeah, no. I promise I’m not making any of this up.

Anybody wanna try to refute this?
 
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1sr rumor.

After spending one year with the raiders, Gruden has told people he is very unhappy with the scene in Las Vegas. His wife wants to go back to East Tennessee. Although unknown if he would be candidate for the Vols job, word is that he was seen golfing with a very big booster at UT.
 
If you go to Hyams for your Vols news, then just remember to rewind your VHS before you take it back to Blockbuster tonight .
 
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Ok, so what's the top secret insider hand shake this time? I already have the Scotch.

My people are telling me
Gruden-HC
Freeze-OC
Chaney-OL
Kiffen-QB
Saban-DC
Steele-LB
Butch-Coffee detail and brick layer
Pruitt-Fry cook, ba da ba ba ba he's lovin' it

That's all for now. I wanted better but guess I'd settle with it.
 
I was raised a Vol AND a Raider since birth. So football has sucked for me for a little while. But beyond that, us Raiders have not been overly happy with Gruden’s coaching thus far. Or his decision making in hiring coaches. He has royally choked in crucial situations, made very poor decisions that cost us games, and just overall has not been able to put things together. He would have been a lot better if a choice than the idiots we have hired, however he is not who we need for long term success at UT.
 
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If people really want Gruden he will probably be looking for a job this time next year.Plus exactly what does in play mean? Being used to negotiate employment contracts considered in play. Sitting down for a meal and 2 hour talk with monied boosters on an ego trip considered in play?
 
If people really want Gruden he will probably be looking for a job this time next year.Plus exactly what does in play mean? Being used to negotiate employment contracts considered in play. Sitting down for a meal and 2 hour talk with monied boosters on an ego trip considered in play?
And think of all the McDonald's bags he would have to procure.
 
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East TN holds a special place in my clients heart.

However, his focus at this point is making the Raiders a Super Bowl Champion.

Also, working a raise and extension from the Raiders is of vital importance for the team to take that step forward. Feigning interest in the University of Tennessee is one of the best ways to achieve this goal.

Plus Cindy has her eye on this great cabin in Sevier County. You never know when my client may want to relocate...possibly soon. Or maybe not.
 
Ok, so what's the top secret insider hand shake this time? I already have the Scotch.

My people are telling me
Gruden-HC
Freeze-OC
Chaney-OL
Kiffen-QB
Saban-DC
Steele-LB
Butch-Coffee detail and brick layer
Pruitt-Fry cook, ba da ba ba ba he's lovin' it

That's all for now. I wanted better but guess I'd settle with it.
I can't get on board with Butch. His coffee is weak and construction shoddy. Maybe Pruitt could pull double duty
 
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What if Gruden wants to be the first coach since Jimmy Johnson to win both a super bowl and a natty? Could be pretty interested now that urban is in the NFL.
 
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1sr rumor.

After spending one year with the raiders, Gruden has told people he is very unhappy with the scene in Las Vegas. His wife wants to go back to East Tennessee. Although unknown if he would be candidate for the Vols job, word is that he was seen golfing with a very big booster at UT.
Has the Beav confirmed this?
 
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I know someone who knows someone who said he overheard a realtor saying she took a hoodie clad Gruden around the North Hills neighborhood of Knoxville looking at homes.

It's going to happen.
 
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