Its gonna happen again. Im gonna get sucked in. Somehow, Im going to dismiss all logic and reason and convince myself that Jon Gruden is going to get hired, that this program is going to swing for the fences. Once convinced, Ill cling to it until the bitter end. Ill remain convinced that its real. And then, when they announce Dooley 3.0, Ill just stare at the story on my screen with a blank sense of denial, followed by the remaining steps until acceptance.
Its gonna happen again, and theres nothing I can do about it.