Great Quotes

[DD4ME]

Sex isn't a marathon, it's a sprint. So you better hurry, cause I plan on winning.

BJ

Hahahaha

 

[Abe Hoffman]

What makes you think she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
... I got better.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[DD4ME]

The pen is mightier Alex.
-Sean Connery

 

[The Ron Mexico]

So much mad in this thread.

- Ron Mexico

 

[DyronNix]

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. -- Rudyard Kipling.
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[Coastypop]

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

 

[Coastypop]

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Coastypop]

Don't get your meat and potatoes from same place

 

[Abe Hoffman]

[Jethro and Cousin Pearl are driving in the truck to Jed's place]

Cousin Pearl: Jethro, did you take care of those old brakes like I told you to?
Jethro: Yes, Ma, I pulled them off the truck yesterday. The new brakes should be coming in the mail next week.

 

[Coastypop]

Clean your plate, don't you know there are starving children in China, would love have this to eat



Every mom in America

 

[northknoxvol]

To quote the late great Colonel Sanders "I am too drunk to taste this chicken"

 

[Slydell]

We can take 'em boys. Let's go.
Last words of Gen. Custer.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I drank what?
Socrates

 

[Slydell]

Today is a good day to die.
Old Lodge Skins

 

[UTGnome]

No matter where you go, there you are.

Buckaroo Bonzai

 

[Slydell]

Life is like a game of pool sometimes. No matter where you go you're still behind the ball...............Slydell

 

[BadJerry20]

We can never become the person we are meant to be, if we are content with being the person we are.

 

[coach12]

"Adversity causes some men to break, and others to break records."

-cant remember

 

[Coastypop]

When you come to a fork in the road, take it

Yogi Berra

 

[Orangeslice13]

"Adversity causes some men to break, and others to break records."

-cant remember

I know that Can't Remember guy. He's a real pain in the arss

 

[hmanvolfan]

We can take 'em boys. Let's go.
Last words of Gen. Custer.

There are thousands of Indians down there, Cheyenne brave and Sioux. When they get through with you there won't be anything left but a greasy spot. You go down there if you got the nerve.
Jack Crab to Gen. George Armstrong Custer

 

[coach12]

I know that Can't Remember guy. He's a real pain in the arss

Yeah...I spend more time with him than I'd like.

 

[Abe Hoffman]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

 

[Slydell]

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

GM

 

[Abe Hoffman]

Time is on my side.