Great Quotes

#51
#51
There's a lot of doctors tell me
That I'd better start slowing it down
But there's more old drunks than there are old doctors
So I guess we better have another round.

Willie Nelson
 
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#53
#53
'50 percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of the class.'
My father in law

I use that on my pre-med kids pretty often :)
 
#57
#57
MphsBlues said:
'50 percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of the class.'
My father in law

I use that on my pre-med kids pretty often :)
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I can attest to that. What do you call a med student who finishes last in their class? A doctor.
 
#58
#58
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

Jack Handey
 
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#59
#59
Freak, please issue a pitchfork and torch to me. I'm going into the Football Forum later.
Slydell
 
#64
#64
When I'm watchin' my TV and a man comes on to tell me how white my shirts can be.
Well he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me.

I can't get no satisfaction.

Jagger/Richards
 
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#66
#66
The quote I live my life by

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.
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Robert Heinlein
 
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#68
#68
Slydell said:
Freak, please issue a pitchfork and torch to me. I'm going into the Football Forum later.
Slydell
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Sly, I grabbed some Black Butte last week when I was in southern Utah. Good ish, thanks for the tip.

Also grabbed some Uintah Hop Nosh....I'd never had it, and apparently it's one of the highest rated beers in the world. It was really good.
 
#69
#69
"This is going to hurt me more than it does you" my daddy




P.S. He lied cause he would have stopped a lot sooner had this been true :)
 
#70
#70
To see where I'm at you've got to know where I've been. Ya dig where I'm coming from?

The dad on What's Happening
 
#72
#72
"We should all start to live before we get too old."
"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature."

Marilyn Monroe
 
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