From what I was told

[VolunteerTitan3]

Pilot gives me gas

Also, if Big Jim is watching

The Pilot bathroom at the Dickson Tn exit needs a good cleaning.

Thanks

LOL! I went in there about a month ago and had to wait 10 minutes for an attendant, i coulda walked out with anything i wanted!

 

[Titan&Volfan4life]

Santa Claus told me he spoke to a big UT donor and that........

He flew away in his sleigh and didn't finish the story because Rudolph had the runs and needed pepto bismol fast.

I hate it when that happens.

VFL...GBO!!!

 

[UGADawg4Life]

You were told by a big donor eh? Haven't heard that one before....

Hope the big doner is a gud spellar!

 

[pharmDvol11]

nm

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

As I walked in from a long trip from North Carolina and after stopping at several pilots along the way, I was holding back what could be approximately 20 pounds of the most vile and noxious waste a human as ever conceived. I was dismayed at the fact the bathroom smelled of human sweat and sour urine. I knew that I couldnt last the remaining 100 miles without release. So being the semi clean freak I am,I had no choice but to do a slight hover above the seat. Not really too far, but also not touching the stained porcelain with my delicate cheek skin.

Twas not a pretty sight afterward. I snuck out obscured without incident

Did you not fear splash-back?

We all make sacrifices

Thats a hilarious exchange fellas. Thanks I was dying laughing.

 

[GmanTN]

Why would little Jimmy call DD, when it is his dad Jim Haslam that has the power?

 

[BigSteve09]

why is the OP deleted?

 

[AllVols]

It was posted to stir the pot.

 

[BigSteve09]

off with his head

 

[zidanefan]

why is the OP deleted?

Because the OP realized the countvolculapilotstorm he created and ran like hell.

 

[Voldirector11]

Mods please delete. No need in carrying on nonsense. Thanks

 

[SamRebel35]

Mods please delete. No need in carrying on nonsense. Thanks

You dug your grave but you don't want to get in?

 

[slobberknocker]

Mods please delete. No need in carrying on nonsense. Thanks

You shouldn't have started this nonsense.

 

[tidybowlchamps]

Why would Jimmy Haslam talk to Dooley on the phone? What would he even say?

He would ask Dooley if he had Prince Albert in a can or if his refrigerator was running. IMO.