As I walked in from a long trip from North Carolina and after stopping at several pilots along the way, I was holding back what could be approximately 20 pounds of the most vile and noxious waste a human as ever conceived. I was dismayed at the fact the bathroom smelled of human sweat and sour urine. I knew that I couldnt last the remaining 100 miles without release. So being the semi clean freak I am,I had no choice but to do a slight hover above the seat. Not really too far, but also not touching the stained porcelain with my delicate cheek skin.
Twas not a pretty sight afterward. I snuck out obscured without incident