*****Freak's Thursday before Missouri, admittedly off topic thread

[HollowaytoSeivers]

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'

'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'

'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.''

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, when he raised his hand and said, "Ms. Smith, I need to go to the bathroom. I'm about to piss my pants."
Ms. Smith said, "Johnny, that's not the proper word to use. The proper word is urinate. I want you to make a sentence with the word urinate."
Johnny thinks for a moment and says,
"Urinate...if you had bigger boobs, you'd be a ten. Now may I go to the bathroom?"

For what it's worth, now that the Cubs have been eliminated from the NL playoffs, I'm pulling for the Braves to win it all.

 

[LargeOrange1]

They sprinkle the ribeyes with crack.

In that case I'll take 6.

 

[Vol423]

Hubby has to work Saturday. I considered going to my dad's to watch the game, but sometimes I cuss a little. Also, they have dogs, and I'm prone to jumping and screaming.

How could anyone NOT cuss a little? We're all watching JG play. Right?

 

[scienceteaching_vol]

After 4 years I’m realizing... I may never be good at golf.

Just an FYI.

Just move to disc golf!

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

Hubby has to work Saturday. I considered going to my dad's to watch the game, but sometimes I cuss a little. Also, they have dogs, and I'm prone to jumping and screaming.

I have the same problem when I watch a game with my 94 year old mom. As a good Southern boy, I try very hard to avoid that type of behavior around her.

 

[Smokeyone]

I am under quarantine every Thursday-Sunday to avoid wedding season. “Ya, I don’t think we can make it. Contract tracing and I don’t want that to be the focus of your wedding/birthday/anniversary. Maybe next year...”

Friday night is Thursday is fishing, highschool, Saturday is college, Sunday is fishing/hunting.

 

[Johnnyreb#VFL]

Braves got a real chance to win the World Series this year.

Looking forward to Lebron winning his 4th ring soon.

Headed up to gatlinburg this weekend with the fam. Glad to be on fall break.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

After 4 years I’m realizing... I may never be good at golf.

Just an FYI.

Some say golf is good for your mental health. I could not disagree more. Take 2 weeks off then quit.

 

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

Some say golf is good for your mental health. I could not disagree more. Take 2 weeks off then quit.

It’s literally a drug... I crave to do it, then feel angry/sad/depressed when I’m actually in the process of doing it

 

[DC_Vol]

New sports bar is opening in JC soon. Kickback Jack's. Anyone ever visited this establishment? Hoping it's good. Not many places to truly watch a game around here.

The original kickback jacks is in Greensboro, NC. Been there many times to watch sporting events. They have every channel known to man.

Atmosphere - 5, always crowded and ver loud. Hard to get sound on any game

TV Count - 10, I would estimate there to be 60+ TV’s

Menú - 6, it’s all decent but nothing to get excited about

 

[TNHopeful505]

What do you call the space between two enlarged breasts?

Silicon valley.

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