*****Freak's Thursday before Missouri, admittedly off topic thread

#77
#77
Moving my mother and clearing out her storage locker. Probably going to miss the start of the game. If things get squirrelly, I may have to read about it and watch the highlights. :confused:
 
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#78
#78
BigOrangeMojo said:
If the Jaguars are the Jags and the Buccaneers are the Bucs, then what are the Titans?
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I'm laying with my seven year old and he's reading over my shoulder. He loves riddles and he says "the tits." I roll over and look at him and he says, "what's a tit?"

I said, "a boob". He laughs so loud and hard my wife comes in to check on us. Our lips are 🤐.
 
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#79
New sports bar is opening in JC soon. Kickback Jack's. Anyone ever visited this establishment? Hoping it's good. Not many places to truly watch a game around here.
 
#81
#81
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and can play 4 musical instruments?
 
#83
#83
Just finished up remodeling the man cave bathroom before company comes in for the game this weekend. Painting a bathroom might be my least favorite home improvement task.

Super excited to have friends in for steaks, guitar, and football. I hope the game atmosphere is a positive experience. I really don't know what to expect in Neyland.
 
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Freak said:
So it took 13 innings yesterday for the Braves to score a run, and so far today it's 0-0 in the bottom of the 5th inning.
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Better late than never; I was watching the Bama Miss. St. soccer match last week; it ended in a 1-1tie as MSU scored with one second on the clock.
 
#88
#88
Skeleton walks into a bar...orders a beer & a mop.

We're going through Knoxville Saturday en route to Myrtle Beach for a week of golf & fun. Will be wearing BIG ORANGE. Go Vols!
 
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scienceteaching_vol said:
I'm laying with my seven year old and he's reading over my shoulder. He loves riddles and he says "the tits." I roll over and look at him and he says, "what's a tit?"

I said, "a boob". He laughs so loud and hard my wife comes in to check on us. Our lips are 🤐.
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What do you call the space between two enlarged breasts?

Silicon valley.
 
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#90
Good Friday morning.... yes yes, I'm "old school." 😋

I hate noon games, thank you for listening

Enjoy your day Vol fans
 
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VFL-82-JP said:
Vampire walks into the bar, says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
Another vampire is close behind: "I'll have one, too."
Third vampire says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."

Bar tender says, "So that's two bloods, and one blood light?"
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'

'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'

'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.''
 
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