‘23 FL OT Francis Mauigoa (Miami commit)

All true except south beach is trash too and has lost its sexy chic appeal. And in truth very few people give a darn about “American football”. It’s a band wagon sports town.
Haven't been to SB in about 10 years. Last I went it was kept. Overpriced but kept.
 
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I agree that Miami is a superficial, crime infested, bars on the windows, tourist city. The only things you get there is a sun burn, a mugging, two identity thefts, four home burglaries, three high maintenance ex wives with alimony, and an occasional hurricane. Oh and if you're out after dark on the right night a guy on bath salts might eat your face. Other than that it's a real nice family atmosphere. Lol

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The fanbases have figured out the media is just toying with us for clicks and they really know nothing.

I assume we're in the "make fun of the other fans" phase, as we've already passed the "our coaches & alumni are better" phase. Soon we'll be in the "whether we get him or not. . ." phase, followed by the "boom! We got him" phase or the "see ya in the portal" phase.
Looks like we have altered course to the "make fun of coaches" phase. . . or does that fall under the "make fun of other fans" phase?
 
I agree that Miami is a superficial, crime infested, bars on the windows, tourist city. The only things you get there is a sun burn, a mugging, two identity thefts, four home burglaries, three high maintenance ex wives with alimony, and an occasional hurricane. Oh and if you're out after dark on the right night a guy on bath salts might eat your face. Other than that it's a real nice family atmosphere. Lol
I read this to the partridge in a pear tree tune.
 
I agree that Miami is a superficial, crime infested, bars on the windows, tourist city. The only things you get there is a sun burn, a mugging, two identity thefts, four home burglaries, three high maintenance ex wives with alimony, and an occasional hurricane. Oh and if you're out after dark on the right night a guy on bath salts might eat your face. Other than that it's a real nice family atmosphere. Lol
talked to a guy earlier this week, coworker.

He's from Central Florida.

LOL, 'only thing there is meth heads riding their bikes around all day looking to steal your wallet.'
 
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Miami is trash. The city, the team and it's fans. Don't think I have ever met a Miami fan that wasn't a convict and wearing prison tats
At Carolina - Miami game some years ago. A Miami convict (think our famed rapper), looked to a Carolina fan and said 'dont make me put my **** in your mouth.'

Heard it plain as day, Carolina fans eyes were saucers, then we all start laughing. Miami fan, stoic.
 
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On the twelfth day of spring break,
Miami gave to me,
12 roofied cocktails,
11 coked out hookers,
10 armed muggings,
9 Pittbull knockoffs
8 home invasions,
7 daylight carjackings
6 new STDs,
Cat 5 hurrrricaaaanneeeess,
4 child support payments,
3 major floods,
2 minor stabbings
And a collapsed high rise condo building
My FSU alum wife loves this. So did her friends.
 
At Carolina - Miami game some years ago. A Miami convict (think our famed rapper), looked to a Carolina fan and said 'dont make me put my **** in your mouth.'

Heard it plain as day, Carolina fans eyes were saucers, then we all start laughing. Miami fan, stoic.
Remember the video about the Lsu fan sticking his finger in a Alabame guys booty? That was classic also
 
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