My neighbor and I are the biggest vols fans in our friend group. This is an approximation based on the past. Let's say it's the Oklahoma game so game time is at 6.
9am: 2 cups of Irish coffee a piece
10: go to store, buy 12 pack of PBR (his choice). Drink on our porch while listening to Roy Orbison, Willie Nelson, and Nappy Roots
12: go to Goal Post Tavern for the $4 Big gulps. Usually I have 2-4 depending on how long we're there
2: go to University liquors, grab a fifth of Jameson and a 2 liter of Ginger ale
2:10: grab another 12 pack of miller lite and head to the tailgate (the one between mcdonalds and Krystal's)
2:30-5:30 sit in a folding chair and drink while watching other games and eating McChickens. Leave nothing behind
5:30 stumble to the student entrance huffing down American Spirits
5:55 break a tear as the T opens up and lose consciousness after the first "Woo" in rocky top.
8:00 am wake up, cry that Chik-Fil-A is not open on Sunday, rewatch the game that we recorded, and set my fantasy lineup so that I lose by only 30.