DeusExMachina
I am not a nice person.
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Why not?? Let's see what the vast majority thinks. I'll even update this if anyone else has a question they'd like to throw in for the masses to answer. Here we go.
PAST:
1: John Ward is the greatest college football announcer of all time, and anyone that says different should be tarred, feathered, drawn and quartered at the 50 yard line of Neyland Stadium.
PRESENT:
1: Tennessee's defense gets 5 total sacks vs. Mizzou.
2: Tennessee defeats Mizzou by 10+
3: Jalen Hurd and Josh Dobbs combine for 250+ yards rushing.
4: Tennessee's secondary picks off Mauk 3 times.
5: The smokey greys make their one and only appearance vs. Mizzou.
FUTURE:
1: Tennessee embarasses Vanderbilt in Neyland West by 40+ points.
2: After winning out, the Vols are picked by a much "higher" bowl than previously thought (i.e. Outback vs. Belk, etc)
3: Tennessee wins the bowl game to finish 8-5 on the year.
4: CBJ and company use the momentum to land a consensus (read: all sites have us in their) top 5 recruiting class.
5: Come what may, AJ Johnson is a first-day NFL draft pick.
6: The Vols, with a more experienced OL, a QB that's built for the offense, a defense that's returning all but one starter (IIRC), and a metric buttload of playmakers, win 9 or more games next year.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand, GO.
PAST:
1: John Ward is the greatest college football announcer of all time, and anyone that says different should be tarred, feathered, drawn and quartered at the 50 yard line of Neyland Stadium.
PRESENT:
1: Tennessee's defense gets 5 total sacks vs. Mizzou.
2: Tennessee defeats Mizzou by 10+
3: Jalen Hurd and Josh Dobbs combine for 250+ yards rushing.
4: Tennessee's secondary picks off Mauk 3 times.
5: The smokey greys make their one and only appearance vs. Mizzou.
FUTURE:
1: Tennessee embarasses Vanderbilt in Neyland West by 40+ points.
2: After winning out, the Vols are picked by a much "higher" bowl than previously thought (i.e. Outback vs. Belk, etc)
3: Tennessee wins the bowl game to finish 8-5 on the year.
4: CBJ and company use the momentum to land a consensus (read: all sites have us in their) top 5 recruiting class.
5: Come what may, AJ Johnson is a first-day NFL draft pick.
6: The Vols, with a more experienced OL, a QB that's built for the offense, a defense that's returning all but one starter (IIRC), and a metric buttload of playmakers, win 9 or more games next year.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand, GO.