Eye poking tool suggestions

[DD4ME]

For when you are attacked by zombies, sharks, Mike Tyson, Lorena Bobbit, possary (if you're newt), newt (if you're possary), etc...

Be serious this could one day save your life, anus, face, and various other appendages.

 

[NEVolFan]

Napalm....just like duct tape....fixes everything.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Spork. Lightweight, can go thru metal detectors, can double as a mashed potato utensil, and would be great for eating Newt's eyeballs directly from his skull (for Possum, of course).

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Spork. Lightweight, can go thru metal detectors, can double as a mashed potato utensil, and would be great for eating Newt's eyeballs directly from his skull (for Possum, of course).

Mother****. You're a genius

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

 

[Spartacavolus]

violence against women reported

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Maybe they will take into account that I'm Queen of the Zone....

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Lmfao

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That's how itch got the boot.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

 

[DD4ME]

Spork. Lightweight, can go thru metal detectors, can double as a mashed potato utensil, and would be great for eating Newt's eyeballs directly from his skull (for Possum, of course).

Eerily well thought out

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

She's doing it to herself!!!

 

[DD4ME]

In honor of pooch's fave piano bar

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Eerily well thought out

Top of my head. I'm in "the zone" today...

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

well I haven't seen the poster who reported itch in some time. I think you're safe. Well, New is still around, he'd prolly enjoy reporting someone.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

well I haven't seen the poster who reported itch in some time. I think you're safe. Well, New is still around, he'd prolly enjoy reporting someone.

Look out behind you, Newt!

 

[Spartacavolus]

I think tobacco spit to the eye could be deadly. Ammo is not an issue, and your hands are still free for a tobacco stained eye poke

 

[YankeeVol]

There's a new muzzle break. I'll post a pic later

 

[Ashevillevol]

Look out behind you, Newt!

He'll only be having tail for supper... which might be all he's after anyway.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

 

[joeydupree]

Hammer drill

 

[DD4ME]

Hammer drill

Dual threat

 

[DD4ME]

I call these "mother's secret weapon"

 

[theFallGuy]

In honor of pooch's fave piano bar

playing some Elton John for him?

 

[theFallGuy]

well I haven't seen the poster who reported itch in some time. I think you're safe. Well, New is still around, he'd prolly enjoy reporting someone.

thought she got the boot too?