Eye poking tool suggestions

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DD4ME

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For when you are attacked by zombies, sharks, Mike Tyson, Lorena Bobbit, possary (if you're newt), newt (if you're possary), etc...

Be serious this could one day save your life, anus, face, and various other appendages.
 
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#3
#3
Spork. Lightweight, can go thru metal detectors, can double as a mashed potato utensil, and would be great for eating Newt's eyeballs directly from his skull (for Possum, of course).
 
#5
#5
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#15
#15
well I haven't seen the poster who reported itch in some time. I think you're safe. Well, New is still around, he'd prolly enjoy reporting someone.
 
#17
#17
I think tobacco spit to the eye could be deadly. Ammo is not an issue, and your hands are still free for a tobacco stained eye poke
 

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