Debord:
"Say, Butch....you remember when you had no coordinator experience at this level and I gave you your first big shot, at Cent. Mich."
Butch:
"Yes, Mike, I do....and I want you to know I'm extremely grateful for it."
Debord:
"Well, as fate would have it, I've been out of coaching work for few years, now for some strange reason nobody's even called me about an OC job since Lloyd Carr and I got canned in 2007....and I hear that Bajakian has moved on to Tampa.
Butch:
"Uhhhhhh, yeah, annnnnnnd?"
Debord:
"And now would be a really good time to return the favor....ole buddy of mine! Sound good?"
Butch:
"Uuuuuhhhhhh....Mike....I ahhh, uuuuhhhhh. Well, you see, I haven't even had a chance to start a formal search and all, and these fans here in Tennessee...they're the most passionate fanbase in the country, but that means they'll also roast me on the grille if I don't get us some Wins in the SEC, soon. And my boss, Dave Hart, well he...."
DeBoring:
"Great! It sounds like a plan then. When do I start as your new Offensive Coordinator?"
Butch:
"Uuuuuuuhhhh. Maybe we should hold off until NSD. I'm hearing a lot of rumbling around here, and we wouldn't want to stall the momentum we have in recruiting."