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I quit watching as the Cardinals announcers were going on about how to close an eight run deficit. In hindsight, that might have been a blessing as I don't want to listen to them now.
 
Great point, Welsh. Dusty should have questions about Chapman because of May 15th, but overlook the fact Bray has been puking up close games his entire F'n career.
 
Renteria swings the bat like he's 300 years old. Great shortstop platoon Dusty Brainless and Walt Joke have come up with this year.
 
Dusty forgets to make a double switch and ends up with Arrendumbass in the game. He's a real genius.
 
Figgins, Dunn, and Uggla would like a word with you...
They can say what they want. One of those guys can run and the other two have at least the threat of hitting a mistake over the fence. Janish runs like there is a piano on his back and is fortunate to get a ball out of the infield in the air.
 
They can say what they want. One of those guys can run and the other two have at least the threat of hitting a mistake over the fence. Janish runs like there is a piano on his back and is fortunate to get a ball out of the infield in the air.

Watching him run makes me want to yell "unhook the trailer" like my old coach used to.
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They can say what they want. One of those guys can run and the other two have at least the threat of hitting a mistake over the fence. Janish runs like there is a piano on his back and is fortunate to get a ball out of the infield in the air.

At least there wasn't a beer special in Cincy that was based on Janish's BA that the bar had to cancel because it got so cheap.
 
Hat is just like me during the game. Just a few more f-bombs and "why did we hire Fredi" in there.
 
Even in the win, anyone paying attention tonight got to see what's wrong with this team. I'm not sure if the Reds are screwed worse at shortstop, left field, or in the manager's chair. If none of the guys at Louisville can beat what guys like Janish and Gomes are doing, they should be released.
 
Hat is just like me during the game. Just a few more f-bombs and "why did we hire Fredi" in there.
Fredi is Whitey Herzog compared to Dusty. Remember, Brainless blew a World Series by pulling a pitcher just so he could get an ovation for his great performance. On the F'n road.
 
Weaknesses in the middle kill teams. But Dusty may be the most glaring of them all.
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Weaknesses in the middle kill teams. But Dusty may be the most glaring of them all.
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Dusty is the guy saying the Reds should stick with a guy who is five years past his prime and Janish at short instead of giving a shot to a kid who has killed it in the high minors the last two years. He's also the Patron Saint for J. Gomes.
 
Dusty is the guy saying the Reds should stick with a guy who is five years past his prime and Janish at short instead of giving a shot to a kid who has killed it in the high minors the last two years. He's also the Patron Saint for J. Gomes.

I'm not even sure you can say loyalty to a fault. He makes decisions that high school Harry's shake their heads at.
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