Crazy things you've seen

#104
#104
IPorange said:
One of the range controls of armadillos is their ability to burrow in the winter. Snowfall that persists causes harm to their hairless feet when digging through it. As the snowline moves north, so have they.

But global warming is a myth, so the tennessee armadillos are imaginary.
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Yep, spot on. :hi:
 
#105
#105
I saw bigfoot making love to the loch ness monster while ghost hunting in Narnia one day.
 
#109
#109
This happened a couple years ago when I owned a business doing stone work.

I was leaving some real estate agents house in Seiverville that I had just completed, upon leaving his house I come up on a gas station. As I'm passing the gas station ( which set up above the road itself a good ten feet or so ) a Jeep comes out of the station and pulls out right in front of me, with the gas line still in.

At this point I'm thinking dude has stolen some gas and took off, the Jeep then begins to swerve all over the road, I then see two German Shepards jumping around in the backseat of the Jeep, acting crazy as hell, the Jeep runs off the road into a ditch and then back onto the road only to go back into the ditch where it comes to a stop.

The whole time I am just creeping at about 10 mph behind this madness, when it finally comes to a rest and I start to pass the vehicle, what do I see?

Another German Shepard behind the wheel of the Jeep, no person to be found, I pull a U-turn in the middle of the road and go back to the gas station, go inside and find a lady arguing with the clerk about wanting to get gas on pump 4, the clerk says that there isn't a car on pump 4, I ask the lady if she drove a Jeep, she said yes, I told her that her Jeep was about 100 yards down the road in a ditch with the gas line still attatched, told her that her dog was actually behind the wheel.

Nobody in the store believed me, told them I was dead serious, the look on her face was priceless.

Believe it or not, it happened, you had to be there, I had to do a triple-take when passing the Jeep. Thought the sun had got me.

Sorry so long.
 
#110
#110
GahLee said:
This happened a couple years ago when I owned a business doing stone work.

I was leaving some real estate agents house in Seiverville that I had just completed, upon leaving his house I come up on a gas station. As I'm passing the gas station ( which set up above the road itself a good ten feet or so ) a Jeep comes out of the station and pulls out right in front of me, with the gas line still in.

At this point I'm thinking dude has stolen some gas and took off, the Jeep then begins to swerve all over the road, I then see two German Shepards jumping around in the backseat of the Jeep, acting crazy as hell, the Jeep runs off the road into a ditch and then back onto the road only to go back into the ditch where it comes to a stop.

The whole time I am just creeping at about 10 mph behind this madness, when it finally comes to a rest and I start to pass the vehicle, what do I see?

Another German Shepard behind the wheel of the Jeep, no person to be found, I pull a U-turn in the middle of the road and go back to the gas station, go inside and find a lady arguing with the clerk about wanting to get gas on pump 4, the clerk says that there isn't a car on pump 4, I ask the lady if she drove a Jeep, she said yes, I told her that her Jeep was about 100 yards down the road in a ditch with the gas line still attatched, told her that her dog was actually behind the wheel.

Nobody in the store believed me, told them I was dead serious, the look on her face was priceless.

Believe it or not, it happened, you had to be there, I had to do a triple-take when passing the Jeep. Thought the sun had got me.

Sorry so long.
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Were the doggies okay?
 
#112
#112
GahLee said:
This happened a couple years ago when I owned a business doing stone work.

I was leaving some real estate agents house in Seiverville that I had just completed, upon leaving his house I come up on a gas station. As I'm passing the gas station ( which set up above the road itself a good ten feet or so ) a Jeep comes out of the station and pulls out right in front of me, with the gas line still in.

At this point I'm thinking dude has stolen some gas and took off, the Jeep then begins to swerve all over the road, I then see two German Shepards jumping around in the backseat of the Jeep, acting crazy as hell, the Jeep runs off the road into a ditch and then back onto the road only to go back into the ditch where it comes to a stop.

The whole time I am just creeping at about 10 mph behind this madness, when it finally comes to a rest and I start to pass the vehicle, what do I see?

Another German Shepard behind the wheel of the Jeep, no person to be found, I pull a U-turn in the middle of the road and go back to the gas station, go inside and find a lady arguing with the clerk about wanting to get gas on pump 4, the clerk says that there isn't a car on pump 4, I ask the lady if she drove a Jeep, she said yes, I told her that her Jeep was about 100 yards down the road in a ditch with the gas line still attatched, told her that her dog was actually behind the wheel.

Nobody in the store believed me, told them I was dead serious, the look on her face was priceless.

Believe it or not, it happened, you had to be there, I had to do a triple-take when passing the Jeep. Thought the sun had got me.

Sorry so long.
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Calling bs on that.
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#113
#113
GBO18 said:
Were the doggies okay?
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Yeah, the dog wasn't pressing the gas pedal, like I said, the store was up higher than the road itself, so the momentum carried the Jeep that far.

They were scared to death that is for sure, hence all the jumping by the other two dogs.

I didn't know what to think.
 
#114
#114
NYYVol said:
Calling bs on that.
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That's fine, that is why I said nobody would believe me, I have no reason whatsoever to make up something like that.

It happened, but I can understand people not believing it.
 
#115
#115
GahLee said:
This happened a couple years ago when I owned a business doing stone work.

I was leaving some real estate agents house in Seiverville that I had just completed, upon leaving his house I come up on a gas station. As I'm passing the gas station ( which set up above the road itself a good ten feet or so ) a Jeep comes out of the station and pulls out right in front of me, with the gas line still in.

At this point I'm thinking dude has stolen some gas and took off, the Jeep then begins to swerve all over the road, I then see two German Shepards jumping around in the backseat of the Jeep, acting crazy as hell, the Jeep runs off the road into a ditch and then back onto the road only to go back into the ditch where it comes to a stop.

The whole time I am just creeping at about 10 mph behind this madness, when it finally comes to a rest and I start to pass the vehicle, what do I see?

Another German Shepard behind the wheel of the Jeep, no person to be found, I pull a U-turn in the middle of the road and go back to the gas station, go inside and find a lady arguing with the clerk about wanting to get gas on pump 4, the clerk says that there isn't a car on pump 4, I ask the lady if she drove a Jeep, she said yes, I told her that her Jeep was about 100 yards down the road in a ditch with the gas line still attatched, told her that her dog was actually behind the wheel.

Nobody in the store believed me, told them I was dead serious, the look on her face was priceless.

Believe it or not, it happened, you had to be there, I had to do a triple-take when passing the Jeep. Thought the sun had got me.

Sorry so long.
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Ahhhh-mazing
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#118
#118
BigOrange15 said:
Went to an MTSU game a few years back and witnessed a girl in the upper deck pleasure what I assume was her boyfriend in front of God and everyone. They were the only ones in their section.
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Probably the most exciting thing to ever happen at an MTSU game.
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#121
#121
My first NASCAR race was a qualifier at CMS when I was in elementery school with my class. Saw a dude in chicken bone alley with those eighties work out shorts with his beans and franks hanging out passed out in the stands 4 rows behind us. For elementary school field trip that was crazy.
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#122
#122
DD4ME said:
My first NASCAR race was a qualifier at CMS when I was in elementery school with my class. Saw a dude in chicken bone alley with those eighties work out shorts with his beans and franks hanging out passed out in the stands 4 rows behind us. For elementary school field trip that was crazy.
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How many times did you stop looking?

Where the he!! you been, fool!?!?
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