Crazy things you've seen

#77
#77
I've heard they're around as well...

They're slowly moving northeast:
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#85
#85
Walked out of Bullfrogs in the Old City just as some bullit-head was pulling his pistol. Just as he scanned the group I was in with the gun a KPD K-9 showed up and put the dog on him. Dumb bastage was so messed up the dog had his pants down and his ass bloodied before he finally submitted. Dog seemed to have a blast.
 
#86
#86
Walked out of Bullfrogs in the Old City just as some bullit-head was pulling his pistol. Just as he scanned the group I was in with the gun a KPD K-9 showed up and put the dog on him. Dumb bastage was so messed up the dog had his pants down and his ass bloodied before he finally submitted. Dog seemed to have a blast.

Racist, IMO.
 
#87
#87
One of the range controls of armadillos is their ability to burrow in the winter. Snowfall that persists causes harm to their hairless feet when digging through it. As the snowline moves north, so have they.

But global warming is a myth, so the tennessee armadillos are imaginary.
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#91
#91
One of the range controls of armadillos is their ability to burrow in the winter. Snowfall that persists causes harm to their hairless feet when digging through it. As the snowline moves north, so have they.

But global warming is a myth, so the tennessee armadillos are imaginary.
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They're following the underground railroad.
 
#92
#92
Racist, IMO.

bullit = drunk,high,funky,out of control messed up. I'm white, dude was white, dog was black. Overly sensitive, IMO.

As to armadillos, some believe they are following Fire Ant's migration as this is one of their favorite sources of food.
 
#94
#94
I thought this may be a fun idea for a thread.

In 2009 (I think), my girlfriend and I were driving from Knoxville to Nashville on I-40W. When I got to Cookeville, just past exit 287, an adult doe walked out onto the interstate from the left side about 25 yards in front of me. I was in the left lane, passing a woman in a Taurus (BEFORE the deer walked out, or was even visible), and when it saw me coming at it, it tried to sprint to the right-hand shoulder. Unfortunately, it wasn't fast enough and the woman in the Taurus nailed it. At that point, my front bumper was in line with her front door, so I had a clear view of the collision. I kid you not, the deer was close to 10 feet in the air, spinning horizontally like a helicopter blade. I don't know how many rotations it did, but surely it was at least 540º. The impact was more than enough for the woman to lose control, and she ended up t-boning the beginning of a guard rail on the right shoulder. Of course, I pulled over to see if she was OK. Fortunately, she was able to walk away without a scratch or any injury. My girlfriend and I waited with her for a trooper to arrive, and she was taken care of. We found the deer in a ditch maybe around 10 feet off of the road on the right-hand side. Needless to say, it was dead.

That was definitely nuts, and I'm sure you guys probably have some crazy stories too.

Similar thing happened to me. Saw a chevy cavaliar hit a deer. The deer shot about 20' in the air. After it landed, the deer jumped up and ran back and forth across the highway dazed and confused. Did that about 10 times then collasped. The misses was crying and said I think its dead. I told her nah its okay it just need a little rest after all that running.
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#96
#96
Walking back to my hotel in Charleston, WV at about 1 AM. 1980s dodge caravan rolls alongside me. thick girl driving and skinny dude in passenger seat. they stop in the middle of the street, roll down the window and ask me if I have a condom. I tell them no and they thank me and drive away.
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#97
#97
UT lose to Vandy in '05... Took a group of my buddies up for the game. Wasn't enough beer in the cooler to make that feeling go away.
 
#98
#98
pulling into our hotel for the 97 UT-UF game and we were driving through the lot to find parking space. Suddenly this man darts out in the middle of the road and the driver slams on the breaks to keep from hitting him. Guy looks up at us with a very scared look on his face and we instantly recognize it was Spurrier. Guy in the back seat yells "get him!" and little Steve scurried off pretty quick. Pretty fun way to start a game weekend
 
#99
#99
Went on a suicide call a couple of winters back. Temperatures had been dropping into the teens and single digits overnight with highs in the 20's during the day. This fella had last been spoken to on Saturday morning. His dad found him in the barn the following morning. He'd shot himself in the head with a shotgun, which isn't the unusual part as I've dealt with that several times before. This guy was frozen solid after being in those temps for 24+ hours.
 

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