Crazy things you’ve seen.

#51
#51
I was driving into town one day. There is a 4 door Honda Accord a little ways in front of me. He starts weaving all over the road slams on the brakes and jumps out of the car. The car is rocking like crazy. I pull up behind it and a 6 point buck comes jumping out of the open driver's door. Seems he was driving down the road and the truck in front of him hit the deer. The truck keeps going. This guy thinks it is dead because it is laying in the ditch. He drags into the back floorboard of his car. He was going to take it home and clean it. Deer must have just been knocked out. It gets up and starts pawing him in the back of the head and is trying to horn him. I'm telling you the inside of that car looked like someone went crazy with a machete in there. It tore big holes in the seats and ripped the headliner down. I think about that guy every time I see a dead deer on the side of road.
 
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#52
#52
I saw that as well.

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#55
#55
A 92 year old man got up each morning to visit his wife in the nursing home. When he didn’t show up one morning the family got worried and his 90 year old sister went to his house to check up on him. She pulled down the wrap-around driveway where the cars were parked..... and ran over his dead body. He had a heart attack walking to his car that morning. Crazy sight seeing him under her car. Part of me can’t help but laugh now, though.
 
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#57
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95 Vol Alum said:
A neighbor had two deer get spooked by a car in front of his house on a Saturday morning. Front door was open with a storm door shut. Deer ran right through the storm door and into his living room. He shot them both before the whole house was destroyed. I may still have the pic.
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Who would have thought the deer was armed.
Did they catch that crazy ****er?
 
#66
#66
I seen a dude passed out at the Tweeder apt getting banged by a donkey down in Tijuana or Mardi gras, I can't remember.
 
#70
#70
In the late 70's I was at the Exxon on Harding Place (Nashville) with a buddy getting gas for his bass boat. There was a Jerry's Restaurant next to the Exxon at that time. It was raining. A woman driving a Beetle ( I think ) tried to turn into the Jerry's Restaurant. She turned directly in front of a guy on a motorcycle. He had to lay it down, skidded, bounced and somehow ended up with his leg threaded on the back bumper. It went right through his knee. Bone sticking out everywhere, leg up on that bumper. It seems like he laid there for 15 or 20 minutes before fire and ambulance got there. When they got there they didn't really know what to do. I think they ended up cutting the bumper off the car and took him away with a short piece still in his leg. Gruesome.
 
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#71
#71
The absolute craziest thing I've seen is so weird I couldn't make it up. When there is enough water flowing through Percy Priest dam I like to go Rockfishing below the dam. You see all sorts of people down there. Once, I had my 2 Rockfish and was climbing the steps to head back to the parking lot and I saw 2 guys walking together, speaking some very foreign language, headed down to the dam. One was leading a goat with a rope tied around it's neck and the other had a blue Macaw parrot on his shoulder. I sh*t you not. Not a fake parrot. A living, moving, noise making Macaw parrot. And a living, breathing, seemingly tame goat. I stopped, flabbergasted, to watch. They made their way down the rocks to meet some other dudes, who were fishing. I watched for a bit wondering if it was like Candid Camera or something. I talked to a few other people who were watching as dumbfounded as I was, then left. I was completely sober.
 
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