Countdown to the Mayan Apocalypse

[Slydell]

I think I'll just pack up and start driving to your house Friday morning. I can out-run the apocalypse with the help of time zones.

The welcome mat will be out for you. Mormons hoard all kinds of food and supplies in secret caves in the area. Easy pickings.

 

[Hobock]

The welcome mat will be out for you. Mormons hoard all kinds of food and supplies in secret caves in the area. Easy pickings.

I should have started considering this earlier. Maybe I should drive south. With a polar shift, we'll certainly freeze to death quicker at your altitude. PM me a map to these secret Mormon caves. You never know when that will come in handy.

 

[Slydell]

X will mark the spot. It's as good as there.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

According to Mayans calendar the actual date of an apocalypse is October 21, 4772, lies more than 2500 years in the future.

 

[Abe Hoffman]

Slydell - did you attend Woodstock?

 

[rockytop9808]

Since I'm 11-14 hours ahead of most of you, I'll let you all know how this thing goes down.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Since I'm 11-14 hours ahead of most of you, I'll let you all know how this thing goes down.

Does everyone wear spacesuits in the future?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Does everyone wear spacesuits in the future?

We need an ask RT9808 about the future thread.

 

[rockytop9808]

Does everyone wear spacesuits in the future?

No. We're all nudists.

 

[volfan6782]

Well it's 12/21/12 in Fiji

 

[rockytop114]

Someone hurry up and get the drugs

boom

going out in style

 

[Orangeslice13]

No. We're all nudists.

Sounds good in theory. But in reality most of us look better clothed.

 

[volfan6782]

Would be a good time to start doing heroin. That way you don't have to deal with the whole addiction part.

 

[rockytop114]

or haids


hookers,blow and herion tonight baby raw

 

[rockytop114]

what would be a good pickup line tonight since the world is ending

 

[rockytop9808]

what would be a good pickup line tonight since the world is ending

The world is ending so let's bone.

 

[rockytop114]

i wonder if i got enough time to put together a guy girl end of world get boned party

 

[Thrasher865]

I actually heard someone on tv the other day say "we may not know a planet is about to hit earth.", wtf??? I guess it depends on your definition of "about".

I would imagine we would be able to predict that at least 100,000 years out or so...

An asteroid, maybe only 10 years or so.

 

[Thrasher865]

I forgot about this thread. Made a new one lol.

 

[rockytop9808]

Hour and a half until go time here.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Hour and a half until go time here.

Prayers sent.

 

[OtterFH]

Soon

 

[theFallGuy]

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[Slydell]

Slydell - did you attend Woodstock?

Considering that I was living about 125 miles away in Connecticut, take your best guess.

 

[rockytop114]

Prayers sent.

to baby jesus i hope