Countdown to the Mayan Apocalypse

[rockytop9808]

Three minutes motherf***ers.

And here I have been typing up my resume. Could prove to be worthless.

 

[mcompton]

3 minutes?? wtf

 

[The Internet]

Well, it's been a great ride.

But, it's gonna smell a lot better in here tomorrow....no more bull**** to shovel.

Hate you gais.

I kinda feel sorry for you joos though. Should have made friends with baby Jesus and told him you're sorry.

Love,

TI,S

 

[rockytop9808]

12:02 AM and I am still ali-

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Well, it's been a great ride.

But, it's gonna smell a lot better in here tomorrow....no more bull**** to shovel.

Hate you gais.

I kinda feel sorry for you joos though. Should have made friends with baby Jesus and told him you're sorry.

Love,

TI,S

If the Mayans were right about the end then Jesus can't help you. I would make friends with one of the many Mayan gods. I'm going with Chac because he can make it rain and is the god of fertility.

 

[theFallGuy]

u bunch of gaygles!

 

[Slydell]

12:02 AM and I am still ali-

I'm thinking the Mayans lived a little closer to central time than Nagasaki time.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

 

[theFallGuy]

hey mayans. FU

 

[rockytop114]

Well, it's been a great ride.

But, it's gonna smell a lot better in here tomorrow....no more bull**** to shovel.

Hate you gais.

I kinda feel sorry for you joos though. Should have made friends with baby Jesus and told him you're sorry.

Love,

TI,S

did you make truths with big baby jesus?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

can't wait for this sheet to end.

 

[Slydell]

Using the guestimated time of 11:11:11 am UTC,

11 hours, 11 minutes, 40 seconds

 

[Voluble]

As Ben Folds said:

Sometimes i get the feeling
That i won't be on this planet
For very long,
I really like it here,
I'm quite attached to it,
I hope i'm wrong.

 

[Slydell]

The poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace
Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace
And, tell me over and over and over and over again, my friend
You don't believe
We're on the eve
Of destruction

Barry McGuire

 

[Slydell]

Hand me down my walking cane it's a sin to tell a lie.
Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass goodbye.

Prophet, soothsayer and poet lariat-John Prine

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Should have gotten some chicken wings for the wait.

 

[Slydell]

They say there's a Heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun...

You know that only the Grudenites die young.

World explorer, time traveler and piano god-Billy Joel

 

[Nerd-Vol]

That does calm my heart, knowing that all of the gruden people will be dead.

 

[Slydell]

I hope my new printer gets delivered tomorrow before the end of the world.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

 

[Weezer]

Using the guestimated time of 11:11:11 am UTC,

11 hours, 11 minutes, 40 seconds

So the end's supposed to be around 6:10 am Eastern? Good, I can sleep in.

 

[Slydell]

8 hours, 31 minutes, 33 seconds

 

[vols72]

opcorn:

 

[rockytop114]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LPJJwqIIFY[/youtube]

 

[Slydell]