Chad Pennington As OC ?

[supersmo18]

Why don't we just start throwing out random names to satisfy yet -to-be-vacated coaching positions? This is all way beyond retarded now.

 

[Heath Shuler]

Everyone knows Jonathan Crompton will be our next OC. End of story. :yes:

 

[Spartacavolus]

Dolly Parton for Team Chaplin

No. We definitely need Auburn's team chaplain.

 

[BigOrange-Dozer]

Dixie Carter for OC.

UT grad, and owns land in Knoxville. Not sure she'll ever leave private practice in Atlanta though. Sugarbaker Designs is a lucrative endeavor.

Bad news, She passed away in april of 2010..:huh:

 

[Heath Shuler]

Why don't we just start throwing out random names to satisfy yet -to-be-vacated coaching positions? This is all way beyond retarded now.

Peggy for oline coach.

 

[supersmo18]

What about the guy that owns Bush's baked beans for OC? He's got the recipe for winning and has only told his dog, and we all know the dog isn't talking.

 

[JAL]

Why don't we just start throwing out random names to satisfy yet -to-be-vacated coaching positions? This is all way beyond retarded now.

:thumbsup:

 

[MiramarVol]

Where's the Fail Dozer?

 

[Spartacavolus]

The long stride walker dude that wore short shorts on campus in the late 80's, early 90's for OC

 

[supersmo18]

Peggy for oline coach.

Okay. I'm in. lol:

 

[Heath Shuler]

Lou Holtz?? :birgits_giggle:

 

[cascade11]

Everyone knows Jonathan Crompton will be our next OC. End of story. :yes:

We will be awesome in practice, too bad theyll be closed.

 

[AJeray4TN]

Bad news, She passed away in april of 2010..:huh:

Son. Of. A. B!tch.

Where did Delta Burke go to school? Big, fat, and ugly... must be a Bammer. Probably #1 on Hart's list.

 

[Heath Shuler]

Shaq as OC. :loco:

 

[Heath Shuler]

Son. Of. A. B!tch.

Where did Delta Burke go to school? Big, fat, and ugly... must be a Bammer. Probably #1 on Hart's list.

"The most interesting man in the world" as OC...he prefers Dos Doolis.

 

[laroc99a]

Kenny Chesney for HC.

I'm sure itd be hard to get him outta the Bahamas plus we might be in a PSU or Syracuse situation the way he likes to look at boys lol j/k bad joke

 

[laroc99a]

Lou Holtz?? :birgits_giggle:

Someone might drowned if they let daffy duck I mean Lou coach

 

[Heath Shuler]

Atleast this thread has made me laugh...tired of the doom and gloom around here hahaha

 

[ReppinVol]

It would take him years of coaching to become an OC. He can't just walk into that position. He could be a QB assistant or something

 

[EZE]

This isn't high school football.

You could've fooled me based on what I witnessed this past weekend.

 

[Heath Shuler]

You could've fooled me based on what I witnessed this past weekend.

Haha exactly. Also the hiring of a first time coach sounds very Dooley esque, him being so brilliant and all lol. :lolabove:

 

[teeball]

Just a thought. Local kid that had success in the NFL as QB, and he is and always will be a winner. Has said recently he would like to get into coaching. Lol just a thought (dont rip on me) Class act, his dad was a high school coach. Gotta believe he can draw up some successful offensive schemes playing in the NFL for over a decade.

One coach learning thru an "on the job" training program is enough.

 

[Daloth]

Johnny Knoxville for OC. He's local, right?

not JUST local. Played against Pete Carrol. He's an elite punt returner.

 

[VolsRule]

How about Rick neuheisal? he needs a job.

 

[VolBadger]

:banghead2: